Dorfpunks Page #3

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Guitar.

Oh well...

You can stop by afterwards.

You can bring your friends along.

-Okay.

l'll write it down for you.

You have any particular wish?

Yes...

What a crowd! That was Big Bubble...

... with the song ''Big Bubble''.

Yes.

A great band! That rocked!

You better be careful with my equipment.

Friends, next up is a band from

your very own town of Schmalenstedt...

A big round of applause...

... and a warm welcome...

... for the band Warhead!

Yes!

Here they are.

Come out on stage.

This is your spot.

The singer, l assume.

What's your name?

l'm Roddy Dangerblood.

Roddy Dangerblood?

Should l call you Roddy?

Or Mr. Dangerblood?

Don't know. Either way.

Warhead.

How did you come up with that name?

Well, it's a long story.

Then tell it to us.

We want to get to know you. Right?

Well, okay. So, first...

First we were F*** of Tomorrow,

then Deadhead Schmalenstedt,

then Murderkill, then...

... Bloodfield...

... then The Period.

Well...

-Oh, and...

And before The Period,

we were Hunger for Thirst,

then, l mean after that...

-Well, how long have you been around?

Two weeks.

Before that, you were at

a music conservatory, l assume?

No, we hang out in the forest a lot.

Ladies and gentlemen! Hard, harder...

... Warhead! Bravo.

Say something.

Sid, say something.

Good evening!

-Good evening!

Violence is our currency,

and we want to pay!

One, two, three, four...

-Your world is much too small

l smash your face once and for all

A**holes!

A**holes!

Did l promise too much, or what?

Fantastic!

That was band number eight

in the 1984 band contest.

James Last, but not least,

ladies and gentlemen...

Sh*t!

Yes.

l'm really sorry.

But we were all sh*t.

But we were so sh*t

that it was awesome.

l thought it was totally subversive.

Yeah, that's true.

But l thought you sang well.

-Yeah.

Really?

Awesome.

-Yeah.

That break you played, Flo...

ln the middle, where you did that...

Totally awesome.

l thought so too.

-Awesome.

l changed the lyrics, by the way.

Did any of you even notice?

Completely spontaneous.

That made it rhyme at the end.

The way you played guitar at the start!

-l loved the talk with the MC.

No!

-lt was just awesome!

lt was like

a proclamation of the revolution.

Really?

-Yes, it was a holy moment!

ln an atheistic sense, of course.

l don't understand

why we didn't come in last.

Second-to-last somehow sucks.

-They really hated us!

l really hated them too.

-F***ing grunts!

What now?

-Party!

At your new old lady's place?

-She's not old, she's new.

All right.

Hey, you faggots!

You leaving already?

What do you want?

-Come on, you f***ing grunt!

What's it going to be?

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