Door to Door Page #3
wicked.
Soap has never smelled this good before.
New Light Boy Mint Refresher
drives wives...
wicked.
A Northwest Mounty!
And he's been trailing
this desperate character for three years!
I wouldn't leave you, Bill.
Thanks, Benny.
Running a little late this morning.
'Morning, sir. There you go.
Monarch Plaza Hotel.
'Morning, Bill.
How's the baby?
Much better.
I got one for you.
Lay it on me.
A traveling salesman passes a farmhouse.
He sees a pig with a wooden leg.
He says to the farmer,
"What's with the wooden leg?"
The farmer says, "That's a very special pig.
"A few months back,
"... the pig came in, woke us up...
"... and saved my whole family! "
So the salesman says,
"But why the wooden leg?"
"Hold on," the farmer says.
"My little girl was playing in the road...
"... and one of those logging trucks
lost its brakes.
"The pig ran out
and dragged her to safety. "
"That's amazing! " says the salesman.
"But why the wooden leg?"
"Well," says the farmer...
"you don't eat a pig like that all at once! "
That's good. That's real good.
"You don't eat a pig like that all at once! "
Did you have breakfast?
Yeah.
What did you have? Because you look thin.
A couple of chickens
and a Delmonico steak.
Pass me that newspaper.
Dotty's girl is getting married.
He's a mechanic.
Do I know her?
Dotty, next door.
I have to get to work.
I have to go now, too.
No, Mom, you can't.
I'm going home.
No, you have to stay here.
Why?
Because why. You know why.
They care for you here.
Okay.
You'll come home this weekend.
I'll see you tonight.
Billy?
Give her the Havilland tea set.
Who?
That girl.
For the wedding.
I'll see you tonight.
Do you have the checkbook?
Of course I do.
Good morning.
We can't right now, Bill. We're late.
Bill, are you going next door?
Yeah.
Would you tell those people? You see this?
This is the number for Animal Control.
If they do not shut up that stupid dog-
Bill, could you do me a favor?
Could you explain to him
that's not our dog? That's the Wyler's dog.
And I've been over that 100 times,
and I've told them that.
It is not the Wyler's dog.
It is a yapping dog.
The Wyler's have a collie.
That's right. This is a yapping dog.
If they want to talk about noise,
tell them to close...
the damn window
if they're gonna play the hi-fi.
Are they deaf?.
Every night! At 2:00, 3:00 in the morning.
This dog is, "Yap, yap, yap. "
How can you live like that?
How many times can you listen to
My Boyfriend's Back? Okay! He's back.
And there's gonna be trouble.
You can bet there's gonna be trouble.
Tree mutilators!
Outlet pass, and that's a...
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