Doogal Page #4

Pipe down!

Tell me about the diamonds!

lf you care about your friends at all,

you'll give me the secret location

of the super-powered bling-bling!

Well, you're wasting your time.

I don't even have the map.

So...there's a map, huh?

( laughs )

Oh! Uh...no, no, no, no, no!

No map.

You know, l wonder

how long it would take

for a little girl to freeze solid

inside a merry-go-round?

- Doogal!

- DOOGAL:
Florence!

Stay away from her!

Help me help you help the girl!

- The map!

- Forget it, Frosty!

Ooh! Tough guy.

Sam, put down the lint roller!

l'm sorry. There's just

dog hair everywhere.

ZEEBAD:
l need you to

work this mutt until he talks.

Get busy!

Right! ''B'' to the ''izzy.''

Uh, look, this torture stuff's

a bit new to me,

so, uh, what is it

you're most afraid of?

Oh, uh...hmm.

( grunts )

Okay. World domination speech.

Hello, citizens of the world! Yes!

- Ug...

- DOOGAL:
Oh, this is awful!

No! No more!

Oh, good, Sam.

Enjoy yourself.

DOOGAL:

Oh! No more! Please!

SAM:
Twenty-six! Oh...

DOOGAL:
l can't stand it!

Twenty-seven! Oh, you can't

possibly take much more of this.

You've eaten twenty-seven

caramels already!

You'll have to make me eat a hundred

before I tell you anything!

( evil laughter )

And of course l'll be

renaming the planet lceland.

Eh, no. That's taken.

Uh...Planet Freeze!

Uh...Chilly Town!

Nah. Frost-topia.

We'll bring in some focus groups.

We'll workshop.

( suspenseful music plays )

- DOOGAL:
Please! No more!

- You have quite a tolerance for pain!

- Ohh!

- Huh?

DOOGAL:
Ohh! Ow!

DOOGAL:
Ohh!

l can't feel my paws!

Hee hee hee!

( groans )

- ERMlNTRUDE:
You all right?

- SAM:
No, not too bad. l rather--

Oh! And my face

will be on all the money!

We'll call them Zee-bills.

Blue will be the new green. Yes.

DOOGAL:
No! Leave me alone,

you evil, evil fiend!

ERMlNTRUDE:
Doggy-dog,

are you out of your mind?

We tryin' to bust you

out of this joint!

Could you come back

in five minutes?

l think l can get

some lollipops out of him.

D YLAN:
Okay, back it up, man.

Okay. Take her back,

take her back!

Finish him off, Sam.

Time we--

Where's the dog? How do you lose

something that was in a cage?

You're absolutely right, sir.

My bad.

Not prepared for the falling cow.

Huh?

Not so fast.

Get your hands

off the merchandise, Slick!

That's no way to treat a diva!

Ermintrude!

( train whistle blows )

Help!

Aah!

ZEEBAD:
Ohh!

Back it up! Back it up!

How nice of you to drop in!

Don't...ever...touch...my girlfriend...

...again!

Doh!

SAM:
What's this?

The cow and the snail--

classic romance.

Follow them.

DOOGAL:
Come on, guys.

Let's keep moving.

We've got to get out of here fast!

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