Donner Pass Page #3

He said they're in Europe.

Thomas!

What's going on?

Your neighbors?

We don't have neighbors.

We should lock the door.

Babe!

Oh, sh*t.

Can't believe you made it.

Come on, ass-hat!

Jesus Christ! Would you guys stop?

Motherf***er!

Tap out!

All right.

F***!

Tap out means stop, meathead.

Why did you bring them?

You said you were bored.

So I brought the party.

All right, I got to take a piss.

And it's f***ing dire.

And that's the only reason

I let you win, you b*tch.

Blow me.

- This okay?

- Hey, so...

Mighty Mike, how's it hanging, bro?

Hey, Kayley.

Mike.

Hey, Derek.

Brody, grab the beer.

What the hell?

Look, I didn't

invite those guys. Just Derek.

Thomas said no one else.

He's my boyfriend.

This is not what we talked about.

I told you even four people was too much.

It's okay, Thomas. I'll handle it.

Hey, everybody.

Look, I know you had a long

drive, but... I'm sorry.

You can't stay here.

Thomas said we could only have

the four of us up here.

I guess Nicole forgot that or something.

I'm sorry.

Too late. The road's closed.

Dude! I got piss all over me!

AJ, I swear to God!

It's just water, baby.

Never know with you.

Brody.

What's up?

Kayley wants us to f*** off.

What?

Thomas can only have

the four of us up here.

I'm really sorry.

But you guys have to leave.

Mike, buddy,

what's up with this?

Thought we were bros.

Well, if the road's closed...

You want us to die out there

in the cold, Kayley?

It's not that. I like you guys.

You know that.

It's just we made a promise.

- To who?

- Thomas.

Who the f*** is Thomas?

This... This is Thomas.

Thomas...

AJ, Valerie, Brody, Derek.

This is Thomas' place.

I mean, it's his parents' place.

Sweet place, dude.

You, uh, mind if we crash.

What about you, Mike?

You telling us to f*** off too?

That'd hurt my feelings.

I mean, where else are they going to go?

Well, all right.

Thanks, Mike. Thanks, Tom.

Val, you get your fat ass downstairs.

- F*** you!

- Exactly.

So what's the deal tonight?

Dude, the payroll.

Just like I said about Nicole.

After this,

these guys will be your friends.

And you want that.

Just roll with it.

This could be the best thing

that ever happened to us.

I mean, to you.

Okay? Just take it easy.

Anything goes wrong,

I'll take care of it.

What's up, man? Nice sweater.

What, did you steal that

from my grandpa?

This is my room.

Dude, chill. One dude doesn't

need a bed this big, okay?

The two of us though...

we'll use it.

You know what I mean?

Be careful with the drinks, all right.

My parents don't know we're here.

Oh, sh*t! Watch the beer, b*tch!

Didn't you hear the man?

You ducked, p*ssy. Drink.

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