Don Peyote Page #7

Synopsis: DON PEYOTE tells the story Warren Allman, an unemployed stoner who finally finds a purpose in life after an unpleasant encounter with a homeless man preaching the end is near. Fueled by vivid apocalyptic dreams, Warren becomes obsessed with 2012 doomsday theories and decides to make a documentary on the subject while his fiance is busy planning their wedding.
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Production: Xlrator Media
  4 wins & 5 nominations.
 
IMDB:
3.7
Metacritic:
14
Rotten Tomatoes:
7%
Year:
2014
98 min
59 Views


There's three ways we can do it.

Quickly and cheaply...

Our infrastructure will be destroyed.

There won't be electricity.

- There won't be water.

- You could get it done with money.

And fast.

Or we could get it done...

- No. We can't... That's not...

- 2012 is a constellational movement.

With money, but not fast.

It would take longer.

Are you done?

It's way, way f***in' deep.

Way over everybody's head.

The true prophecy of 2012...

is something that we will,

in fact, bring upon ourselves.

As you can see,

we will have weather changes.

We will have new mutated disease

which will not be diagnosable,

And it is usually sign of...

What do you think about that whole

"Homo sanctus" thing?

- Yeah.

- You believe it?

Yeah. Don't you?

We need somebody.

They're like the Jedis, right?

Did you have your

wisdom teeth taken out?

Uh, yeah.

You're not Homo sanctus.

But if you have wisdom teeth,

then you are Homo sanctus?

If you don't have wisdom teeth,

then you are Homo sanctus.

This guy believes...

Weren't you listening?

He believes that

worst comes to worst...

that you could eat anything... plastic,

glass, you know, garbage.

He could... He could just...

He's actually grown...

and adapted to the pollution,

so it actually works for him.

You dig what I'm saying?

We're lower on the food chain.

This guy would eat you and me.

Well, maybe you.

Are you Homo sanctus?

Are you Homo sanctus?

Are you Homo sanctus?

Homo sanctus checklist.

No wisdom teeth.

Check.

Open mind.

Curiosity.

Check.

Yeah.

You are a spirit warrior.

Oh. Homo sanctus.

Hi. How you doing?

I'm okay.

How you doing?

Oh, man. I'm okay.

I was just playing around.

Yeah? What are you doing?

Um...

Just getting in touch...

You got into Mommy's lipstick.

I got into Mommy's lipstick.

Why? Uh... Why?

Oh, man.

Can I use that towel?

Yeah. Sure.

Um...

Just daydreaming again.

Next thing I knew, I... I was in Cats.

Yeah.

"Now and Forever."

"Now and Forever."

Sorry, baby. I messed up your lipstick.

No, no. It's okay.

Sh*t. It's okay.

I can get another lipstick.

Do you have any idea what happened

to our honeymoon savings account?

Uh...

What do you mean?

I mean that all the money, you know,

that I had been working really hard

to put in that account is gone.

Well, how much...

How much?

Like, $3,000.

Um...

Did you spend it?

I've just been having, like,

health issues, you know, recently.

- What kind of health issues?

- I didn't want to worry you.

- And, you know, I just... - Whoa, whoa,

whoa, whoa. What kind of health issues?

You know, it's like, uh...

I would get anxiety,

and, uh, and, uh...

Why didn't you talk to me

about this?

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