Divorce Invitation Page #3

wouldn't even take a woman out to coffee

without looking at her profile first?

He grew up. He fell in love.

Besides, do not underestimate

the potential of this restaurant.

- We are really close to franchising this.

- Oh, oh, oh, okay, okay.

See, I thought... I thought amigo was in

love with seorita, not the restaurante.

Amigo in love with seorita,

not the restaurante.

Scotty, don't be a schmuck!

Besides, I'm thinking about Paul

and Elaine in this whole thing.

I mean, how can they say no

to a guy who is about to

- revolutionize their family business?

- Family business?

You would have to die and be reborn

jewish for them to consider you family.

Oy! Please! I could be as

Jewish as they wanted me to be!

- Just wait until you see Jeremy.

- Who?

- Who?

- The bicycle guy?

Yeah. The Lipnicks totally

drool over him. Okay?

He's straight out of frickin' "Fiddler on

the Roof." And now that he's back in town,

they're gonna try to set Dylan

up with him. Just wait and see.

Sweetheart, we need to

buy more sugar packets.

I know. And we're running

out of baked apples.

Oh, I thought we had so many.

- No, we don't.

- What about the halva?

- The halva... chocolate-covered halva.

- Oh, I love it.

- Yeah.

- A lot of people like it.

- Oh, I'm sorry. We're actually not open yet.

- Oh, I'm not a customer. I'm family.

Would you mind telling me

who you're related to?

- Look who's here. Jeremy! Bubala!

- Jeremy!

Paul! Ooh! Bubbie Elaine.

- Good to see you.

- Good to see you.

I brought you these... to congratulate

you on Delilah's graduation.

- How nice of you to remember.

- Where is our beautiful Delilah?

She's not here now. But you are...

join us for lunch.

Oh, we have some delicious food here.

There is nothing I would love more than

grandma's delicious tongue on rye.

But, unfortunately, I have to run. I'll be

back later, though, to pick up Delilah.

She doesn't know it yet, but...

I got her tickets to see the

symphony at the Hollywood bowl.

- Wonderful!

- Fabulous!

Michael, would you put these lovely

flowers in some water, please?

He's our new assistant manager.

Hi. Mike. Mike Christian.

Jeremy. Jeremy Jew.

- Stop it.

- Yeah, that's funny.

Christian is my real

last name, actually.

Well, Jew's mine, too. And if you believe

that, I got a bridge in Brooklyn

I'd love to sell you.

Got it. Yeah.

Dylan's at the dentist right now,

and actually, I think she has plans later.

Really? I thought you were

the assistant manager.

What, are you her

personal secretary, too?

- No, I'm her boyfriend.

- What? Wh-what did you say?

Paul, Elaine, I didn't want

you guys to find out like this.

I mean, you guys have taken me in,

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