Diva Page #3

l had a terrible trip.

Wait. Don't move .

The Wally, Act one . . .

Cynthia Hawkins.

How did you get it?

She never recorded anything .

Who stole the diva 's dress?

Good evening .

lt's a nice job to be a postman .

Well , it all depends.

You get to bring the love letters.

Yes, and also the tickets.

l don't care , l don't have a car.

Everyone in my family

works for the post office .

My brother in law, Mark, a tall guy.

You know him?

Maybe . You know, there's a lot of us.

Do you like this light?

lf you knew how much it cost!

And l got it wholesale .

lt creates a nice ambiance .

Well , that's not all there is.

l don't know you , but you're cute .

You'll have to come see me again .

lt's hot.

Aren't you a little nuts?

Yes, l am .

Nothing was stolen?

Your equipment?

l don't think so .

You should have seen the slaughter!

l couldn't stay there .

Jules, are you thick or what?

Why?

l'm telling you , it's the cops.

lt's obvious.

lf not, why did the two guys

this afternoon . . .

. . . come and take the addresses

of all the postmen with mopeds?

These guys are nuts.

But why?

Anyway, l don't get it. l'm bushed .

Congrats to the postmen ,

they're really solid .

What do you expect,

it's not the Aeropostale .

They broke all his things.

He's cracking up.

- lt's banging in my ribs.

- What is?

His helmet! l'm not used

to sleeping with a guy in a helmet.

lt could save him ,

in case of an earthquake .

Go ahead and laugh , the guy on TV

said it the other day.

What's that mattress brand that lets

you sleep without bugging the other?

Look, l promise , they came

about five minutes ago .

They are fascists, believe me .

And they looked really vicious.

All right, call me back, okay?

What do they want?

These two guys, what do they want?

You , old buddy. They came back.

Two inspectors.

You must have done

something wrong again .

Ayatollah , come here and eat.

Come on .

You don't want to? Fine .

Can you lend me some dough?

Yeah .

And can you lend me

your Malagutti?

l can't keep my moped .

Did you hear me?

Okay for the dough ,

but not the Malagutti , sh*t!

- l'm still breaking it in .

- Breaking it in?

You don't know what it means

to break it in?

- Fine , break it in .

- Yes, l will .

lt's just a little cube ,

filled with horsepower.

lt's quite a machine . lt requires

a special touch , so easy!

lt's not a postman's slug .

lt's a racer!

Listen to the music,

you drive it by ear!

Speaking of which ,

why don't you turn it down?

Don't worry!

l'll sway to the music.

Be careful .

Good-bye , Mermoz.

And thanks for the money.

- What are you doing?

- l forgot my gloves.

Okay, so long !

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