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Why do I think that..

..Viraj is also missing

along with his wallet.

Kabir.

Look, Uncle.

I have widowed many aunts.

Junaid, tell him!

I can't.

This is the Bronx of the Arabs, boy.

Only the street-smart can act smart here.

Not cops.

In the desperation to find Viraj..

..don't end up losing yourself.

Take care.

What's going on here?

My apologies, son.

This is the problem with chicks.

Trust them..

..and they'll surely cheat on you.

What?!

He's apologising.

Uncle didn't know that your

girlfriend cheated on you.

I didn't understand one thing.

Are you the informer or him?

- Kabir..

- Found your man.

Cheers!

- Who is he?

- Sameer Ghazi.

The biggest party animal of this city.

The girls here..

..are very fond of him.

But..

..he's not interested.

"I wanna see you on the dance floor."

"Shaking a bunch of, want it some more."

"Turn on the radio."

"I love you."

"I love you selflessly."

"Come into my arms, dear.."

"..just for tonight."

"Before dawn arrives.."

"Before dawn arrives.."

Kabir, this isn't the Wild West,

you can't just open fire.

What's your problem with this song anyway?

Nobody plays classical

songs in a pool party.

You scared the boys unnecessarily.

Why this bang-bang?

I hate violence.

Police!

Go on, partner.

You recently tweeted a photo

with the cricketer Viraj Sharma.

How and where did you meet him?

Why?

Jealous?

His phone and wallet are missing.

And you're a suspect.

Come out now.

Step into the pool if you want answers.

I don't have time for this sh*t.

After such a grand entry..

..you can't leave without getting

wet, inspector? Come in.

C'mon, get a little wet.

I think he knows something. Go for it.

Stop.

Take off your clothes.

You'll dirty my pool.

You too, little boy.

- I'm not a little boy.

- You're my little boy.

C'mon, both of you.

I'm sorry that I read your messages.

Sorry, but I'm going to

break your face very soon.

Shorts.

I want to see you in your shorts.

"I find you hot."

"Like a million-dollar bill."

"The chance is here and now.."

"..this may never happen again."

Cute.

Hey!

Same pinch.

Forget that. Just wait

for the dude's pinch.

So..

Let's start all over.

Viraj, I'll just use the loo,

we can leave after that.

Cool, I'll wait near the car.

- Sorry.

- Hey Viraj..

- Big fan.

- Thanks.

Especially, your new lip balm commercial.

- Can I get a selfie?

- Sure.

- And then?

- That's it.

- What happened next?

- Sadly, this was it.

- The player was in a hurry.

- Why make us get into the pool?

You shattered my speaker.

I shattered your ego.

Just a minute.. and why did

you call me into the pool?

Because you're very cute.

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