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'Cause you feel like

you're dead inside don't you?

You want it to feel

like every time

But you found yourself

I should be worried,

but what are they gonna do?

We don't even have a basement

they can lock me in.

As long as they don't check

the tracker, I'll be fine.

We'll watch the sun together

Afraid of falling down

Never enough never enough

never enough no

Never enough never enough

never enough no

You'd think I never

left the house alone before.

Alright, I haven't.

- Whoa!

- Relax, relax, relax.

Why are you in my car?

Great question.

Uh, this is my hotel.

Hot.. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

I, I'm, yeah, I'm sorry, um..

I just crashed last night.

No, I noticed. I was just tryin'

to, like, figure out, like

what's so good about, you know,

the car, better than my hotel.

Oh, don't get me wrong. This is

a very, very, very nice car.

That's kinda playing it.

But shitty hotel, right?

I mean,

no bathroom for starters.

No continental breakfast

for you.

But we have free electricity

for you to just plug in. Right?

Oh, oh, oh, yeah. Um, I'm sorry

about that, I can, um..

I got a, I got a card

I can pitch in.

But you-you-you-you're missing

the point entirely.

- There's a point?

- I'll tell you what.

You unplug your spaceship,

get off my lot.

And I'll consider not calling

the cops. How about that?

Oh, a 100 percent.

Um, yeah, but, now, yeah, now.

Yeah, I'll do that now.

I'll do that.

Yeah.

Oh!

Aren't you a little young to be

driving a car like this?

Uh, I was born early, so,

I'm a little small for my age.

That's a lovely story you have.

Very compelling.

You got that? You good? Yeah.

Buckle up now.

Thank you.

- Have a great day.

- Whatever.

Please don't call the cops,

please don't call the cops.

Please don't call the cops.

Scottie, what's up, man?

Listen, I'm afraid

I got a criminal to report.

Kid stole a Tesla.

Listen, man. I didn't say

he was bright, okay?

- Sean!

- Hi!

- Hi!

- Oh, my God! You made it.

- Hey! Yeah.

- You made it.

She's real and slightly violent

and I definitely love her.

- Oh my god, you made it!

- Yeah.

I almost had a seizure

when you sent me that text.

I mean, seriously,

you just took your dad's car?

Epitome of epicness, dude.

I guess.

Oh, you have

to tell me everything.

Let's go, and you can go on

with the crazy details.

Okay.

All I have to do

is not mess this up.

Oh, hi.

Uh, can I get

the Santa Cruz Gumbo

with extra bacon please?

'Sure, but

it'll cost another buck.'

It's totally worth it.

And for you, sir?

Oh, um, does the Santa Cruz

Scramble have what in it?

It comes with toast.

'Oh, but the toaster is broken,

so. it'll just be bread.'

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