Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Page #4
- PG
- Year:
- 1988
- 110 min
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Perhaps His Highness has mentioned me?
Oh, Lady Fanny of Omaha?
He called me Lady Fanny?
Oh, yes. Lady Fanny of Omaha.
He speaks of you with great affection.
Drink, sir?
You have done a wonderful thing.
Sir.
Excuse me. I'm very sorry, sir,
but the man said it was urgent.
- What man?
- The courier, sir.
He's waiting outside.
He said you would recognize
the secret password.
- What secret password?
- Lady Fanny of Omaha!
Hi!
Could you take this to the guest bedroom
and see that everything is neatly pressed?
Go ahead, Arthur.
Wow!
Wo-ha-ha-how! Wow!
All I can say is "wow!"
What an a**hole I was
telling you how to take women!
All right. How much do you want?
Oh, Your Highness, I
don't want money from a man
free his enslaved people.
- What do you want?
- This!
This! I want this!
This is what I want.
I don't want money. I want you
to teach me. I'm in your hands.
- You can't be serious.
- Larry...
Lawrence.
All my life, I wanted to
be the best at something.
I thought I was the best, till I met you.
I mean, I never realized how far you
could go with this scamming thing.
- You've opened my eyes!
- Freddy, this "scamming" thing,
as you put it, took me years to perfect.
- I got time.
- Why should I help you?
A guy with my mouth could ruin a
lot of business around here for you.
What sort of an education did you have?
High school diploma.
And you majored in...?
- Metal shop.
- Metal shop.
All right. I'll do it.
Ha ha haa!
I'll teach you, I'll set you up,
and pay you a percentage.
- Great!
- But with this one understanding.
I run this operation
and you do as I say.
Great!
I have a plan for this Jackal.
There is a man who owes me a favor.
Rn the Knife. He is a
master with the stiletto,
and an absolute magician
at hiding a body.
- Andre...
- As police inspector,
I give you my word, the case will be
investigated in a very slipshod manner.
Stop worrying, Andre.
I tell you, it is a
mistake to take him in!
I am taking him in gracefully in
order to get him out gracefully.
- Well done!
- I look great, don't I?
- I know the moves!
- Yes, Freddy. You're ready.
But remember our agreement.
I'm in charge. You do exactly as I say.
Exactly as you say!
I feel like a kept man.
I'm sorry.
I'm going straight to Andre and tell
him to tear up the check immediately.
Oh, no, you can't! I paid
the 100,000 francs in cash.
Damn.
Please don't be mad at me.
Well, he said he wouldn't let you
leave unless I paid off your loan.
What else did he say?
He told me how you needed
that money for your country,
to help fight the communists.
It's just such a noble cause.
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