Dirty Mary Crazy Larry Page #2

that billboard say?

That means he's gonna

set up roadblocks.

Where are you?

All right.

Listen to this.

Unlimited.

The roadblock at old 99

junction is now set up, sir.

Hey, what do you know?

A landing spot.

Aphrodisiac, huh?

With you around?

Hey, that's $1.85.

Computer.

Sh*t.

Lots of green between

those balls, you know?

This table's

kind of screwy, too.

When deke shoots pool, he's so loaded,

he usuall y can't see the table.

Hey now, bunky, that ain't an

excuse to go on a binge, you know.

Ain't no drunk costin

g me another race.

You walk now, mister, and

we'll hang it up for good.

I think maybe

we ought to go.

No sign of them

yet, sir. Over.

18 minutes since

your call. Over.

Maybe that clown

got us wired.

Give me a piece of paper

and a pencil.

- Little miss mary's gonna do us a favor.

- Why should i?

Well, because

i'm asking you to.

Okay.

What is it?

Let's gas up

and get out of here.

Over and out.

Ooh-whee!

Hey, hold it!

Swing off and pass.

- Bunky! Hey, bunky,

cheer up!

All right, get me

to that walnut grove.

- What you slow down for?!

- He wants to play.

I think someone's

knocking on the door.

I hope he's

a good sailor.

Give me that mic.

If you really get it on,

you may be able to cover 15.

Listen to him.

It's just a matter of when.

Now, get off that line.

We haven't got

any fuel left.

You probably did.

Let's go fix up

the front end.

Hey, wait a minute.

Fix up the front end?

Yeah.

I got a way. Maybe you

can save yourself, mary.

Don't you do that

again, ever.

If she has any sense about

her, i won't need to.

To get up by yourself, you

don't think anybody can, huh?

Come on!

Say it again!

Just fix

the god damn wheel.

Hey!

Wait a minute!

Why?

I'm his mechanic

so what?

You don't have to be.

Well, i mean, you said half

the money's yours, right?

You and i, we could-

it's not that at all.

Well, i do lie a little.

But the reason

i lie...

i know you, miss mary.

You do?

I mean, you're good.

Even i know that.

I drank myself right out

of the entire circuit.

I don't have

anything else to do.

Yeah, but i

always think that.

Now, let's get on

with our business.

Just hold on to them.

Be right with you.

I'm gonna stick right up

your ass this time, buddy.

Hang on. I think we got a mover here.

I'm gonna eat your lunch,

you long-haired f*ggot.

He's staying with you.

You'd better get, and i'm gonna

put you right up against the wall.

- If he gets any closer, i'm gonna lunch him.

- Come on! Shake him!

- Yeah.

- I'm gonna powder his face.

It's gonna take more than that to dust

me off 'cause this is where i came from.

I'm going to show you

my twice-piped system, buddy!

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