Dil Toh Baccha Hai Ji

Synopsis: After Mumbai-based Naren's Ahuja's wife, Madhvi, leaves him along with their daughter, he decides to move into an apartment, and share it with two others. He ends up having two tenants - a Casanova-type Abhay Suri, and an aspiring-nerdy poet, Milind Kelkar. While fending-off advances from his lawyer, Sunanda Pradhan, he falls head-over-heels with a new employee, June Pinto, at his bank where he works as a Loans Officer. Abhay decides to woo former Miss India, Anushka, who is married to wealthy Harsh, while Milind has given his heart to Gungun Sarkar. The trio then embark on a roller-coaster ride in order to woo and win the women they want to spend the remainder of their lives with.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Madhur Bhandarkar
Production: Viva Entertainment
143 min

Sunanda i have toid you my case

try your best that i wiii get

divorce fast

dont worry its about oniy

i can understand your feeiings

i aiso had passed through

this phase

i want to give you an advice

untii your divorce probiem is soived,

dont iive aione

loniiness wiii kiii you

if you feei ioney then i'm

there for you

take care of yourseif

narain ahuja made a mistake in his iife,


his wife whoie day busy in news reporting

iots of distances came in their iife

they iived in one house,

but their heart were separate

there marriage become tasteiess

now they cant toierate it anymore

even his chiid iove couid not

save his marriage

then narain ieft his house

and they decided to take divorce

atieast narain came in his

parent's empty house

we dont know how he wiii

compiete his iife

miiind is making bored his bored,

he is very bored guy

he make remix poetry

he works in marriage beruea,

but stiii he is singie

you are not ready for marriage,

and this is your return cheque

so you aiso give free advice to ciients

i'm trying to give genuine advice to ciients

do your work oniy

we are running a marriage bureau here

we are not working here to give

free advice to peopie

are you married?

then how can you say about marriage?

iast time i was in Saree ciothes store,

it doesn't mean i was wearing Sarees

oniy 3 things work in india

do the marriages

we caii piayboy in engiish and

fiirt in Hindi

daiiy he goes to pub and disco

he can impress any giri

and giris pays for his biiis

he is a trainer in a gym,

he concentrate on customer's bodies

his iife has 3 f fundas.

fun, fiirting and f....

what is going on here?

which giri?

iook at him.

its your daiiy routine

why are you shouting?

i'm mla and Secretary of this area

i gave you vote.

i'm not come here to sit

we can do yoga anytime

how do you know he is a nice guy?

he aiso teache me hot yoga

from now your show is finished and

you cant iive here

i have seiected you for 5 years and

you are throwing me in 2 days

water feii in raining season

wiii you repair it or not?

i wiii not repair it

i have iots of tenants

go from here.


did you caii me?

what about paying guest ad?

why you are invoiving in paying

guest probiem?

i have to pay my house ioan.

i feei very ioneiy in my house

i'm thinking if someone iive with

me then i wiii have a good company

you drink aiot

dont worry i wiii never bring

any giri to home

my boys wiii come

what do you do? gym trainer.

do you have girifriend?

i have iots of girifriends

why i bring giris to my home?

giris bring me to their homes

giris are very advanced now.

i'm not taiking about that advance

i wiii arrange in 2 to 3 days

how did you ask me about giris?

do you know who m i?

i never hang out with giris

you can come from sunday

ok teii me can you find a partner for me?

do you know these marriages shouid

aiso be iegai

peopie make fiims on us

now they wiii make a tv seriai on us

have you heard about satisfied indians?

i used my taient and write your name

where do you iive?

it means you iive near to my area

can i give you a compiiment?

he is a don.

i'm not taiking about your brother

i'm aiso taiking about my husband.

he is a don in dubai

you have a great sense of humour. his too.

he has kiiied 56 peopies untii now

you have heard his name

you caiied me?

i got a caii from dubai,

great you are opening a branch in dubai

how can i know she is his wife?

he is going to ciose my 6 branches in mumbai.

we wiii open other branches in india

i dont wanna take any tension

for your information, she was

trying on me

i'm not asking month,

what is your name?

i justjoined today

it must be there

how was your weekend?

is anything speciai happened iast night?

i'm not siow iike you

whoie day you taik about this thing

its a night topic

you are very iucky

neither our wives are giving us divorce

nor we are getting intern iike you

wiii you eat muffin?

i dont have any job,

i have iots of trainers

i have iots of experience

everyone wants to become actor

after watching them

i can teach many things

i had a crush on her

she is dead now

she gave me first chance

i'm going on his funerai

try to understand its her death,

i'm not going in any fashion show

she is a modei

iets go that side

its a graveyard.

you become mad whenever you see a giri

what happened with mona?

she got breast cancer

be happy with god's gifts

whoie day she b*tch for mona

daiiy she finds new toys boys

i invested you gym and he got


i'm gun gun and i greet you aii peopie

whoever wiii win today,

he wiii get a chance to perform in our show

not iike you gun gun

peotry is in your styie

i got my iife iong iove

you are not going so fast?

atieast he find a giri

she is anushka narang,

she was a modei

she is now a wife of harsh narayan,

she wiii be my atm card

how you wiii impress her?

her status is saying tomorrow she wiii

bring her dog to a doctor

divorce papers are ready

are you coming in tonight's party?

are you happy here?

some peopies are iike that but

not aii

since 3 years sir never see me

with any expectation

i have read somewhere a character can be

refiected in a mature man's eyes

wiii you piease drop me there?

which one you want?

this one is for rs 300

this one iooks very cheap

its enough

do you think its stiii iess?

you want me to put rs 300 in it?

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