Dil Bole Hadippa! Page #5

in that way ...

... England is Mom's country, right?

And ... you know that she

tried her best to adjust out here.

But what did you do?

You lied to her and

today you lied to me.

Right?

Hey ... hey!

What?

No, man!

ln your England, cars must

also be breaking down, right?

Dad.

l didn't say anything.

l'm fine.

Oh very good!

l'll stop this vehicle.

Hey, stop for a minute.

One minute, stop please.

Hello sir ... what happened?

Nothing sir. My car is sulking.

Dad ...

... this junk heap!

Hey! What did you call a junk heap?

Dad.

There's no way l'm going in ...

... this junk heap.

This looks like a marriage truck!

No sir, this is our Best

Friend Dance Company truck.

You English?

You from English?

Sorry? You're talking to me?

Hmmm ...

You from English?

Oh, you mean ... yeah, yeah ...

... l'm from England, yeah.

l lndian - from the Punjab.

By the way, l also know Hindi.

l know-ing English.

This sugary.

He ...

... black bhains-lo!

You mean ... buffa-lo, right?!

Yes, yes.

Me mean same!

You English - don't teach lndian!

Huh?

Hey listen, me ...

me not English ...

... me lndian!

You not lndian! You not live lndia!

Yeah, yeah ... l not live lndia.

But l love lndia!

Live there, love here!

No, no. This my lndia ...

Okay, Sir? Handle with care!

Hey, listen, Miss lndia!

Today lndians all over the world

making the lndia the proud ...

... so why are you

thinking the so small?

Very bad, Buffalo Girl!

Oye, donkey, you're the buffalo!

So is your whole family!

Myself, Veera Kaur!

Hey ... Veera Kaur!

One thing you tell me please ...

... you always like this,

this stupid-shupid or ...

... today some special occasion ...

... giving the competition

to the black bhains-lo?!

You think you very jokey?

Foreign lads - sharp

tongues and loose morals!

Sorry, come again?

Why l come? You come!

How many tonnes do you weigh,

for God's sake?

All the buffalo fodder, do

you eat it all yourself?

All your manners ...

... have you left them buried in

the Queen of England's crown? Huh?

lf my shoulder had

been dislocated, then?

So, for the rest of your life,

just like the Statue of Liberty ...

... you're going to

keep standing like that?

No! Going to dig you a

grave in the Taj Mahal!

Have you even heard of

the Taj Mahal? - No!

Or are you as clueless as

the buffalo?

Dad ... are we there yet?

Here, Mr. Chamkila.

Stop here, Sir, stop here.

Mr. Chamkila. - Yes, Sir?

l really enjoyed talking to you!

Me also, Sir.

Rohan, son, come ... we're home.

Thank you, Sir, thank you!

Hey, Buffalo Girl ...

... bye.

The name's Rohan, by the way.

Nice to meet you too!

Rude foreigner jerk!

Dad, since when have you

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