Synopsis: A womaniser, the titular big mouth, helps his introvert best friend find true love.
Genre: Comedy
Production: Cinema Seven Productions Ltd
  1 win.
84 min

What's wrong now?

The great love?

Could you not start small?

No, the big right!

Stef, before 't end of the week

I find you a chick.

And you just have to pop.

That goes without saying.

I know your combines out.

No, thanks.

Well, the last time was t ...

I admit, that man was really

insane ...

a clinically hopeless case.

But one thing I tell you, Stef ...

We may perhaps lat

not impose high.

However, a moist within trien do

is not so simple.

That kind of wives is

terribly suspicious.

We address the middle class to.

Before 't end of the week

you meet the true Jakoba!

Dikkenek--large mug, bladder jaw,


sir -- or madame--wiseacre.

Monique with me. Do me a favor.

Say this arrangement with 2 Kiekens

the TV school.

Equipment I have spoken

not the time.

Such rete heads me

the pot on.

Which school?

-- 'T IAD.

't IAD? Never jamais of my life

not heard.

Is it that famous year--end work?

How long will that last? 7, 8 minutes?

Go ahead. I am ready.

You do not say 'action'? Ho, say!

I suggest for me -- I am

Claudy Focan ...

semi--professional photographer ... No, explain

everything quiet. Cut!

I say this because I have lens

had to see.

This is digital, right? 35 mm.

I am a photographer of ...

I ... charming pictures.

But it does not matter.

Shall we go?

I am equally for Focan Claudy.

Mr. Focan, precise.

Director sales and marketing manager

's slaughterhouse of Anderlecht.

This is the sales hall.

The animals are 150

in a lorry.

Why 150? If they do not stumble

during 't transport.

On arrival follow the white line.

And we lead them irrevocably two

every two to slaughter.

Perhaps less amusing, however.

And we never 2 times

After shooting each other.

This is about my peccadillo.

Once it beast the pipe is off, are you,

not, of course ...

Say 's, you is becoming my balls from

your micro.

I just got him close to my face!

't Is now' s from!

Sorry, I'm nervous here.

You can 't help.

But it seems to me that she 's lower

from the can 't have sent IAD.

And the frikadel, how do you do?

Since I just come.

Everything in its time.

Say you do not what to say.

And what about the frikadel?

Two things you should know.

On a beast of 700 kg

is 350 kg case

as a matter or scrap

not suitable for consumption.

In a butcher shop, you will never nostrils ...

a scrotum, anus or intestines n


What happens to the intestines?

The bowels are never more

digested than grass.

Also commonly called 'sh*t' said.

What is it? We dump the whole

sprain in large vats ie 'pools'.

Since then products by: anxiolytica,

antibiotics, dyes ...

our precarious existence, called

'Belgian' form.

Once they have returned to meat appears

we stop in intestines ...

and leaves than the fritkoten,

The commerce, by the way ...

as frikadellen, merguez.

All kits, Polak?

A large pack of chips with sauce, please.

What sauce?

No idea. Dallas -- sauce, but do

the sauce separately.

And three balls.

Omar! The sauce separately or on the fries?

On the balls! And also 's

6, 7 frikadellen!

Seven frikadellen with ...

-- 10 beers, please! 10 stars.

Gener you not!

Are you sometimes blind?

I was just 't order.

You're playing with your life!

Sorry, I had not seen you.

I thought ...

What does that whore young? Come on!

Calm down now.

-- N Problem, Aziz?

That cross me over and excuse themselves


Are you polite or not?

Do not.

-- Loser!

Are you not bosklas?

I knew you 't was. With your old

focus of rapzanger. Hiphop!

And that spuwt everywhere ... as a lama.

That works great on my system.

Hey, Stef.

You know each other?

-- He's my size.

And you save a different tone to it on.

Sorry, now!

Excuse ...

-- 'N beer?

No, I drink beer.

-- What is that?

Frikadellen. Sometimes hungry?

You know what is in it?

I have read about it.

Anyway no pork.

-- That certainly is not.

But give that a dog

and he eats there is not.

There is a stain.

Can I ask you something?

Summarize it the wrong way.

What do you actually do

as it starts school?

Because Baudouin and I put our demand.

If you see your results ...

The unief, all best, but you must

still a little studying.

You can not continue every year


On the slow start, good long

sleep ...

there you all

no difficulty.

I unief not finished.

If I cap today is that

my fault.

I had not asked 17. Nothing!

I wish law school, no snot monkeys

with that other a**hole!

I wanted in a great psychologist


Help people ... service, MSF,

the bunch.

And all this because I 'n night

teut was.

And when your parents died,

My life changed.

Just on the day of the funeral I had

mother. Just. Hello, croquette.

Listen, baby, do not drum

wrong way,

but I always like my own


I do not want it bad you pass.

-- Listen, tantetje ...

I also thought.

I see you as my mother,

I see you happy.

And the more I think about it,

the more I think ...

meaning that I have to just do

like you.

Why? What do you say?

-- Free blow perform.

Like you. Finally, that is

's goal in life, huh?

Succeed not blow to carry out.

Forward! Here. Follow me!

Cindy? It 's always the same.

Say 's, gourmand, you can not read?

Forbidden to eat in museums!

Hopefully this visit beneemt

no appetite! Yah!

Hello. The small envelope.

Please. Welcome to 's Museum

of fatalities.

In short, we can not

repeat belt!

Rather a small 'click' with your clicks

and rattle out of the car fly!

Well, children?

Who wants to play dead?

Who has been a car accident?



You? Nobody?

That comes later.

At 18 you start to drink ...

and do you want your friends

impress ...

and guaranteed against a tree

if you come back from Louvain--la--Neuve.

Charlotte, do you know what a windshield is?

Well, if you today more Albator

seems to CANDIE ...

is that your mama pimpelt!

Nice fence, huh?

The guy in question had 137 fractures.

137 fractures, it's much, huh?

Not to say, impressive!

Come, come look!

Come closer, it does not bite!

You want to sit on the engine, huh?

I feel it!

You do not want to? Not bad. Go ahead!

Next attraction!

The teacher is dead!

Now we go a minute silence to

for all those people behind me.

That 's it!

That zetst there but loose.

Is this is a porno theater?

What? Come anyway.

What is this reject?

About two girls looking for sex


Sexual identity? What does that mean?

That you have me 's out!

't Is it terribly slow. Whenever I

movie ga, I fall asleep.

Ferme loezen, a round belly,

thick buttocks ...

Is' s something different than leaves, huh?

My hand off it 's back

rete fuss is about!

The sexual identity!

What is it? Have we met?


How I know you 't you?

Your name was on it screen.

Excuse me!

-- Are you stupid.

Want to go outside but a phone call?

-- Shut up! I'm busy.

No, that was not against you,

but who voze deb here.

Ga outside call or otherwise turn off your mobile.

-- What? Huh?

Are you sometimes deaf? For the last time,

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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