Dick Page #4

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his heart breaking...

...because he can't reach out

to the only person that matters to him:

His beautiful, darling daughter.

My life is so tragic.

Or it could be even worse.

What if you fall in love

and are about to marry...

...and you find out your

fianc's dad is your dad too...

...and that you're brother and sister!

Oh, my God!

It's called incest, Arlene...

...and it's against the law.

We're here to play with Checkers.

The President knows about it.

You're not on the appointment list.

Please step back.

The President wants us

to walk his dog, Checkers.

Please step back.

If you don't comply, you'll be removed.

You are a meanie!

Stupid kids.

I'm cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!

I can't believe

I ate that whole thing.

You ate it, Ralph.

Doesn't anybody realize

that Kung Fu isn't Chinese?

He doesn't even look Chinese.

He looks like the mailman.

Why don't you go to Canada

like Mom says?

Too much information's coming in.

I have to maintain.

But the old drugs aren't working.

We need to create new drugs.

Have you guys

been eating those cookies?

We gave them to Mom and Dad to taste.

They ate all of them

and started giggling and went upstairs.

I think they're having sex now.

I have an idea.

What?

Let's ask the President

to stop the war.

How will we get

into the White House?

Unless you wanna keep the war going,

so you can have Larry's room.

Larry's a freak and all...

...but I'd be sad if he, you know...

Died?

I really hope that this works.

Of course it will.

You're the smartest person I know.

But you don't know anybody.

If you flirt with him...

...then I can stand off to the side

and do my special whistle.

I like your hair.

It's really dry look.

Okay, stop that.

We have to talk to the President.

Code yellow, central corridor.

Code yellow, central corridor.

Oh, my God!

Ladies, this way.

Let's go.

Make sure photographers are

outside the restaurant...

...when I come out after lunch.

Hey, German guy!

Remember us?

We're here to walk Checkers

and talk to Dick about the war!

I know them.

Yes, that's all right.

That's okay.

I'm familiar with these young ladies.

Well, I'm not "familiar" familiar.

I know them.

We've had discussions

about foreign policy and...

What, what?

Don't you give me that look.

I'll take responsibility.

I'll be the only person

who's willing...

...to take responsibility

for anything.

- I think I got bruised.

- Did somebody hurt you?

You have to remember

it took Charles de Gaulle...

...four years to extricate

himself from Algeria.

Not that I'm comparing

myself to de Gaulle.

- Wars are extremely hard to stop.

- You're right.

Rose, these young...

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