Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules Page #4

hanging out with me.

I would love for

that to be true, Gregory.

It would provide hope for

smaller boys everywhere,

but girls like that just don't

hang out with guys like us.

So, listen, you don't have to worry

about being in my magic show anymore,

'cause I got Scotty from my

karate class to be my assistant.

Scotty?

Isn't he like eight?

He'll be eight.

Get in.

Why?

What are you

doing here?

Mom said she'll

pay Mom Bucks

if I drive you

home from school.

We'd rather walk.

Get in! Now!

What happened to the seats?

I needed the room

for my new equipment.

How'd you have

the money for that?

You know, Mom Bucks.

There's no way. He only earned like five.

We got to figure out what song

we're playing at the talent contest.

Easy. Devil's Diper.

A ballad? Really, dude? We got

to lift them out of their seats!

I got it.

Exploded Diper!

Exploded Diper!

Slow down, guys!

Slow down!

Whoa!

This Mom Bucks thing

isn't working out.

Now Rodrick can get paid

for beating me up.

Oh...

Mom, why are you

writing about me again?

It's embarrassing.

What? You know how

important honesty is to me.

And, Rowley, good news.

I called your mom and

she gave her permission

for you to come with us to

Rockin' Rapids next weekend.

Two days on the biggest

water slides in the world!

It's gonna be great!

Thank you,

Mrs. Heffley,

but I think I'd like to stay

home and practice my magic act.

I just want to

perfect my art.

Come on,

let's go upstairs.

Mom, can I use your computer for homework?

For homework, right?

Yeah. Definitely.

Homework only.

I'm sorry, Bubby.

What's this?

It's a gift from Manny.

He made it for you because

he wanted to say he was sorry

for breaking your video

game. Isn't that cute?

It looks dangerous.

What if I sat on that thing?

Greg!

What are you doing?

Tell Manny you love his gift.

You're so lucky you

don't have any brothers.

You're kind of like my brother.

And shouldn't we be looking up things

for your "hundred years ago" assignment?

She looks like she was born 100 years ago.

Ahhh!

Oh, I hope she's okay.

She sounded pretty hurt.

Are you kidding me?

She's famous, and I heard

she's a millionaire.

I would love to be her!

You do know she was faking it?

Really?

Of course.

Anyone can be an Internet sensation!

We could!

I'm listening.

You just have to work with what you got!

Wake up in the morning

feeling like P. Diddy

Grab my glasses on, I'm out

the door I'm gonna hit this city

Before I leave, brush my

teeth with a bottle of Jack

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