Diana Page #6

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yourself with labor party policy.

Do you think that's wise?

Labor? I don't know what...

I don't know what

you're talking about.

This is a humanitarian mission.

It's enough to make me burst

into tears that...

Who said I'm a loose cannon?

Mr Wonderful, come in.

Mr Wonderful,

this is Diana calling.

My darling, they're attacking you.

Somebody in the house

is calling you...

A loose cannon, yes I know.

But did they print the pictures of the kids

with all their arms and legs blown off?

No, they're making it looked

like a routine hospital visit.

Bastards.

What shall I do?

Use your power.

You're the most famous woman

in the world.

You don't have to follow Royal Family

Rules anymore. You're divorced.

So think differently,

improvise.

Alright.

Improvise.

Clear.

I have to do this by myself.

If I go with you, it gives

them a chance to belittle me.

Okay, keep to the path,

no veering left or right.

Yeah?

Alright.

Good luck.

What's all the fuss?

They did this field already.

An family worker was killed

three months ago.

Three weeks ago...

That walk would've been impossible.

I'd been blown up many times over.

Soon, all this land

can be farmed again.

And children play in the fields.

But clearance is a lengthly

and hazzardous process.

Humanity's only defense

against landmines.

Is to stop manufacturing...

Thank you.

Something's coming, fellas.

Is it?

Thank you Charlie.

God, I miss you so much.

My beautiful...

I'm so proud of you.

You did it.

It's all down to you.

No.

Why do smokers always smoke

after sex?

After the greatest pleasure

in life...

It's only natural to reach out

for the second greatest.

You should give up, you of

all people should know that.

Some people are exempt.

Bollocks.

Some people lead a charmed

life, and I'm one of them.

Walter Walt 22 carats bollocks.

And I lead a charmed life.

No, I'm an expert

and you're not.

I'm an expert on everything.

I know about fashion, polo,

criminal psychology,

the internal

combustion engine...

Rubbish.

It's all part of my job.

Embroidery...

Nuclear submarines...

Not an A level to my name,

and I'm... What's that word...

I'm an om... omnipast?

Omniscient?

Yes, I even knew that.

I've seen and done everything,

much more than you.

You're just a specialist,

and I'm...

What's that word?

Shut up.

Multiple choice,

is it dilettante, polymath...

Or ectomorph?

You're laughing at me.

You can't even speak proper English.

I don't have to,

I'm not English.

You're so smug.

All you know about is football

and jazz.

And...

Saving people's lives.

Saving lives.

That wasn't on your list,

Miss polymath.

I knew it was polymath.

Saving people's lives.

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