Deterrence Page #4

Is just gonna trigger panic selling.

Any idea how we came about the age

of 65 for social security? No.

Actually, no, come to think of it.

I mean, why not 70 or 80 or 64?

I have no idea. We adopted the

social security system...

Reloading.

From Bismarck, hook, line and sinker.

Bismarck was an s.O.B. Just looking

to boost his popularity...

With his social welfare system.

So he goes to his actuaries,

and they assure him...

This is the late 1800s.

So they tell him that everyone's

gonna be dead by the age of 65.

- Of course, today it's equivalent to 105.

- Unbelievable.

Fascinating. It's 9:00, Mr. president.

Okay. So that's how we're

starting to think in terms of 73.

I hope I didn't interrupt the game.

I should go check the results.

Nice meeting you both. Thank you. Edifying.

Thank you for the tip. Good luck to you.

Oop. I'm sorry. Got it.

You're gonna need that one, That's okay.

Good luck. Good luck to you.

You have our vote.

Kasparov deep blue. He's very short.

What do you two have in the pool?

Fifty-eight.

Fifty-nine. The polls in

Colorado have now closed.

Sixty-one. Here at ibs, we are

ready to project a winner...

In the Colorado primary.

With all precincts having

reported, ibs is projecting...

That president Walter Emerson...

And... yes!

There it is. Casper the f***ing ghost.

Will win the primary with 63%...

We got the prick by the balls.

Here's what we do.

Call him up and tell him the deal's still

on, but he has withdraw by noon tomorrow.

Otherwise, no deal. He's got no maneuvering

room to even change the platform.

So, we make him feel like he's got

a little wriggle room, right?

Cut him off at the knees,

make him think he can walk.

Why don't we just proceed ahead?

We're gonna win anyways.

Let's just... no, he's at the Hyatt.

I'm gonna call him now.

If he's cozy in that

hotel room with a blonde,

he's a lot wiser than I.

When do you think we're gonna

get out of here, by the way?

Tracey's got a ballet recital tomorrow, and

Alexandra's got my blood oath on this one.

Well, air force one is about 20 minutes

from here at Peterson air force base,

and as soon as the weather gets

better... it clears up, it's safe...

We get marine one to come, get us out

of here... 23-skiddoo, we're all set.

Okay. Well, let's just

do what we need to do.

What if Casper wants to talk to you?

Well, I'll...

I guess I'll...

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You

don't want to talk to him.

You're talking to your constituents.

Maybe we shouldn't be surprised that

he received the votes that he did.

Many people view Emerson

as not presidential.

He's very vice presidential,

very second banana.

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