Detention Page #4
Courtship, social ethics,
what people think.
Very true. You're right.
- Sorry, that was for Clapton.
- What the frig!
You know what?
Let's get it over with.
- Let's have sex.
- I'm only gonna say this once.
Do not become the bad guy
in the pregnancy-scare video.
Playful banter is just a sign of
a healthy, caring communi-- Hold on.
If you go sit somewhere else, we can
maybe go back to being sort of friends.
- Mind if I sit here?
- Free country.
Every day, you and I stand in
this hallway and no one notices.
We're just hollow and useless...
...and stuffed full of crap
nobody will ever see.
I know who you are.
You're me.
Well, let's go.
I mean, "Gonna Make You Sweat"?
They let her get away
with making that look cool?
And then I'm beaten by a Canadian
on the ethics of eating animals...
...which makes no sense because
Canadians are supposed to be nice.
See you, Clapton Davis.
Hope my soundtrack
comes out on vinyl.
Little dudes like you get worked.
Let's see your teeth.
For dental records.
Yeah, the next time you go
to the dentist and look at an x-ray...
...it will be a picture
of your head flying off.
- Sh*t. Get that molar.
- Somebody's trying to kill me!
Join the club.
Get out of my face, dude.
Leave him alone, Nolan. We get it.
Your dick is bigger, all right?
Wait, how do you know?
Clapton, you're my Ralph Macchio.
Do the crane thing.
I like you, lone,
but you're really weird.
If your face hurts my fist...
...I will punch you again harder.
- Everyone take a step back.
- Hang on! I was here first.
Listen up, folks.
Your classmate Taylor Fisher...
...was murdered in her bedroom
this morning.
- What?
- I know this comes as a shock.
We're gonna need to speak
to some of you in turn.
- I was just attacked!
- Sure you were, honey.
The violent death of 17-year-old
Taylor Fisher...
...has shaken the town
of Grizzly Lake.
Fisher, a beloved
Bears cheerleader...
...was getting ready for school
when an intruder stabbed--
Jason Lawrence said
he saw blue lights in the sky...
...and then mysteriously was
compelled to eat three cans of tuna...
...a food he typically hates.
F*** everybody.
- You ever do any rave drugs?
- A rave? What is this, 1996?
This attacker you're describing,
Ms. Jones...
...sounds just like that horror film.
- Cinderhella.
Scream.
Cinderhella is only a movie.
It can't hurt you.
- You know that?
- I don't know. See the first one?
she attacked you? Cinderhella?
Look, I am not a retarded
Neve Campbell, okay?
Obviously, it was someone
dressed like her.
- You nuked the fridge with that one.
- I'm sorry. I don't speak fanboy.
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