Detention Page #2
Someone wired this with organic,
super-conduction Mimis--
-MagMimis-- Magnets.
-God.
Come on.
Toshiba, I mean, look at Clapton's.
It's got a clock-looking thing, okay?
I wanna pass this course.
Then do something. If I fail science,
I'm stuck with you next year...
...in the Remedial History
of the Jelly Bean.
-I love jelly beans.
-Slacker.
That's hilarious. What is it?
I don't know. It looks like a bong.
Well, Clapton...
...I'm wet.
I get it.
Listening to your loud music.
Tripping out to Fraggle Rock.
But the question is,
what does the future hold...
...for Clapton Davis?
Well, I am starting
my own music site.
It'll list new releases
and review albums...
...from bands
If they have, I'll dismiss them
with scathing comparisons...
...to avant-garde folk rockers.
Everything is graded on
a 1 00-point scale.
-No place for feedback.
-Excellent.
Readers can b*tch on their Twitters.
Good taste is not a democracy.
And this pays what, 1 3.5 a year?
Free Costello tickets.
Do you think that I am
teaching students out of love?
I'm not.
It's your senior year
and your GPA is....
It's a disgrace.
But I'd rather not see you
back here next fall.
Give me an excuse to graduate you.
Impress me.
Get an A. Save a small country.
Something.
Anything.
Otherwise, get expelled...
...with the lowest grades
in Grizzly Lake history.
Does Home Ec count?
Get your sh*t together, son.
I make 40 g's a year plus dental.
You may not have a Skittle.
Thanks, Mr. Kendall.
Princess?
-lone.
-Looks like Taylor's absent.
You'll be head cheerleader for
the Grizzly Lake Bear playoff game.
Don't do that.
You there!
-Riley.
-Sure you are, Crutches.
You'll have to be
the Grizzly Lake bear.
Mascot?
Wearing the bear suit is a privilege
enjoyed by a few. Put it on.
Time to get serious, dude.
-ls this real fur?
-That goes for you too.
-Don't you mess this up!
-I won't, Mr. Cooper.
You're as funny
as Bronson Pinchot.
Let me hear you growl!
Attack!
Typecast.
One and two! Feel it, whoo!
That's the spirit, lone.
I was wondering when Freedom
Williams would make a comeback!
-F in dodgeball too.
-You suck!
Road House?
Patrick Swayze didn't get Kelly Lynch
without ripping some throats first.
-I need to study if I'm gonna fight Billy.
-You can't be planning on fighting him.
Three o'clock, Clapton!
You're f***ing dead!
Well, I guess he still likes lone.
Never underestimate the appeal
of stupid, cute things.
The girl's a moron. But you don't--?
You don't have a thing for her, do you?
Sander, lone's an old soul trapped in
a very painfully hot cheerleader body.
She knows the "Fields of Gold" lyrics.
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