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Palle is a stockbroker.

Let me just get a picture of you.

You look so nice together.

Come on. Smile.

You look so pretty when you smile.

I'll take that.

Cheers.

So... Are you almost done studying?

No.

I'm in my second semester.

It's actually been a while

since I attended any classes.

All those exams can be too much.

No, my ex wanted me to get a job

so he could buy a house and a car.

Then my kidneys failed

and I got a kidney transplant.

I spent a lot of time in hospital.

And the last thing

I needed was a lecture -

- on pancreatic juices

or how the body expells waste.

Haven't you gone in yet?

Mom's already tried

to set me up with someone.

That's what I keep telling you,

you need a real man.

- Just want to marry me off or what?

- Of course not.

- Still thinking about the monster?

- It's been a week.

Rule Number One:

when you're down, break something.

What do you mean?

Smash something,

something he likes.

You won't feel better until

you've had revenge.

I'll get it.

They just got a little wet.

- Say Gorgonzola.

- What?

Say Gorgonzola.

He's the type that'll

give you red roses and stuff.

- Oh no.

- What do you mean?

Michael always gave me roses

when he wanted me to forgive him.

I'm not talking about Michael's

patch-up roses from the corner store.

I'm talking about long stemmed,

deep red, elegant thorn free roses.

A bundle of wild flowers from

the side of the road will do for me.

- Not that one.

- I thought you were super-motivated.

- Okay, but this is desperate.

- Desperate sometimes does the trick.

We're fashionably late.

Good things come to those who wait.

Yeah, but we're 45 minutes late.

There they are.

- My ears feel funny, I can't hear.

- Come on, Caroline.

It's an awesome pitch,

celebrities vs. ordinary people.

They throw dice, move game pieces

and answer a couple of questions.

Who wins? Is the neighbor's

daughter better than the celebrity?

And whose side are we on?

The celebrity's or Joe Schmoe?

And it's all outdoors.

No more boring studio recordings.

The idea is:
Everyone's a star.

Kind of like outdoor Parcheesi?

Is that your sales pitch?

Outdoor Parcheesi?

Most Japanese eat sushi

with their fingers.

- So what do you do?

- I work in a bike shop.

I used to ride competitively, so ...

You could say I know what

a nipple wrench is used for.

- Don't you ride any more?

- No...

I got sick.

I need to... you know.

I had kidney failure so

I spent a while in hospital.

But I'm fine now. I feel great.

I take a few pills, but

otherwise I live a normal life.

- Are you okay?

- Yes.

- What do you think?

- Do you think I have a chance?

Definitely.

Sometimes I wish I'd invite my brain

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