Destry Rides Again Page #5

Stagecoach comin'

around the bend!

Get ready, everybody!

Come on! Destry will be

here any minute. Kent,

you better prepare yourself.

You're gonna meet a man.

Callahan! Callahan!

Scoot on home.

Lily Belle's lookin' for you.

I'll be right back,

Frenchy.

Oh, I won't be here then.

Then we can call it all off.

No, no, no. You make up

your mind right now.

Oh. Oh, what to do,

what to do.

If I leave, I probably

could have won the pot

and if I stay, I might lose it,

and if I don't go

and help with the baggage,

my wife will skin me alive.

Oh, your wife will

skin you alive anyway.

Come on. Maybe

you've got me beat.

Aha! I've been waiting

for you to tell me

I've got you beat...

so I would think I have not got

you beat, but I personally know

I have got you beat...

with my two kings

against your lonely ace.

Haven't I, Frenchy?

Thirty bucks

against your pants.

Oh, what to do, what to do.

[Speaking Russian]

[Cheering, Gunshots]

Come here, you.

[Laughing Loudly]

That's just a small sample

of what you buzzards are

gonna get from now on.

Welcome to Bottleneck, Tom.

I'm Wash.

Well, friend, I think...

It's a pleasure, Mr. Destry.

You folks have made a

mistake. I'm Jack Tyndall.

You ain't Destry?

Oh, that's me.

You're Destry?

Folks is always askin' me...

Well, Wash, hello.

Haven't changed a bit.

I'll be with ya soon

as I help the lady here.

[Laughter]

Canary bird!

Parasol.

[Laughing]

Put down that

dern bird, will ya?

Well, my mistake was certainly

a pardonable one. How do

you do, Mrs. Destry?

Oh, wrong again.

Yes, I'm Janet Tyndall.

Oh, well, you'll be

needin' rooms anyway.

I'll show ya across.

Oh, come on, Mr. Destry.

You'll be wantin' a nice,

strong cup of tea.

Tea?

[Laughing]

Tea for Destry? Are you

crazy? What he wants

is some strong liquor.

Come on to the saloon.

You want

a cup of tea?

[Laughing]

Oh, come on, Callahan.

I can't wait here all day.

Frenchy,

have I got you beat?

Why don't you

call me and find out?

I'll call.

I'll bet my pants.

Two aces.

I was right. Why didn't

I listen to myself?

Hand over those pants.

But, Frenchy, I can't.

It's undignified.

Think of my position.

I've met every king in Europe.

Now you've met two aces

in Bottleneck.

Off with those pants.

No, Frenchy,

you really don't mean it.

Get him, boys, get him.

Ohh!

Everybody's laughin' at ya.

Tom, you made an impression

in this town that's gotta

be eradicated right now.

Well, Wash, don't you think

them first impressions...

are darn fool things

to jump at, though?

Around here, you gotta jump

first or you don't live long.

Where's the saloon?

Down here. Come on.

What you were

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