Desolation Page #2

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That vibration.

I think it's coming

from the floor.

You feel that?

-Oh, you're right.

-That's serious energy.

-Never noticed it before.

-I wonder what it's from.

[Jay] Come see where I want

to spend all our time.

Jay, this is too much.

[Jay] It's what I was talking

to my agent about.

He had my publicist get them.

[chuckles] Yes,

I have my own private army.

-This must have cost--

-Free.

All free swag.

Try this on.

I want to see how it works.

Works for what?

[indistinct conversations]

What do you think?

It's boring.

I'm never leaving.

Thank you. Here.

Oh! What's up, f*ggot?

How you doing?

-Good.

-When'd you get back?

This morning.

This is Katie.

-Hey.

-Hey.

What's up, buddy?

This is...

-Jenna.

-Katie.

Colin, I used to train Jay

for his TV show.

-Train?

-Colin's a personal trainer,

the best.

-And an actor/writer.

-Cool.

Hey, what's a trainer in LA?

An actor who can count to 10.

This guy.

Shut up, whore.

-At least I get laid.

-I can get laid.

-No, rape doesn't count.

-Oh, yes, it does.

-No, it doesn't.

-No means yes,

and yes means anal.

As a matter fact, I was raping

this broad just last night,

and she says to me,

"Think of my family."

What a sicko, right?

Cut the sh*t.

I'm serious.

-Where's the bathroom?

-It's upstairs.

[sniffs deeply]

Oh, my God, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry,

I-I can come back later.

F***.

[electronic music playing]

She is a Little miss Morality.

Jay, man, he sure knows

how to pick 'em.

I swear to God,

he's like one of those pigs

that finds truffles

in sh*t.

She's hotter than Monica,

though.

[Colin] You mean Lacey.

[man] Oh...

[laughs]

Oh, God.

[Colin] Poor Monica.

-Hey.

-Hey.

Who's Monica?

Busted.

It's Jay's ex.

She committed suicide.

-Set herself on fire.

-What?

She set herself on fire.

I don't understand.

She... set... herself...

on fire.

It's like one of those

Vietnamese monks.

Monica was Vietnamese?

I didn't know that.

[chuckles]

-Where's Jay?

-I don't know.

He can't be far

if you're here.

He's so into you.

No.

Oh, yeah.

You'd better not blow it.

A guy like that?

Every girl in this place

wants him.

Jay, he broke the mold.

What'd you say?

Don't blow it.

It was nice meeting you.

[indistinct conversations]

[woman screaming]

Have you seen Jay?

Jay Cutter?

[slow piano music playing]

Hey.

What is it?

Nothing.

That was beautiful.

Yeah, dude,

that would be great.

Oh, uh, jeez. Hold on.

Hold on. Just go on up, okay?

I gotta take this.

Are you serious?

Dude, that would be incredible.

Look, send it to me tonight.

I'll get started on it

right away.

[loud clanging]

-Hello?

-[girl's echoing laugh]

Is someone there?

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