Desk Set Page #8
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nine letters in "Chappaqua"?
Are you in the habit of
associating words...
with the number of letters in them?
I associate many things
with many things.
I see. Hmm.
Aren't you going to ask me how many
people got off at White Plains? Three.
But there are ten letters
in White Plains.
No. Eleven.
But only three got off there.
You see, I've only ever
been to White Plains...
Well, supposing you'd
only been there twice.
But I wasn't.
Aren't you gonna ask me
how many people got on at Croton Falls?
There is no Croton Falls
mentioned at all in the question.
No, but it is
the next-to-the-last stop on that line.
Anyway, one.
- Aren't you cold?
- No, no, don't worry. I never get cold.
Now, do you notice anything unusual
about the following sentence?
"Able was I, ere I saw Elba."
Um, no.
But...
I doubt that Napoleon
ever said anything like that.
Unless you mean because it's spelled
the same way backward and forward.
Is that what you meant?
What do they call it? A...
A palindrome.
Mmm. I know another.
"Madam, I'm Adam."
I doubt if he ever said that.
Now, I have
three telephone numbers.
I'm going to repeat them just once.
- See if you can repeat them after me.
- Mm-hmm.
- Are you ready?
- Yeah.
Plaza 2-3391.
Hmm.
Murray Hill 3-1099.
Plaza 2-3931.
Tough question?
Mm-mmm.
Tough roast beef.
Plaza 2-3391.
Murray Hill 3-1099.
And Plaza 2-3931.
Would you mind
telling me how you arrived at that?
First is Plaza 2 with
the year of the bank panic reversed.
The second one is Murray Hill 3...
with, uh, 33 years after
the date of the Norman conquest.
And the last one is Plaza 2...
with the number
the same as the first,
second and third digits transposed.
Except that there's something
terribly wrong with that question.
Mmm, really?
any Plaza 2 exchange.
Mm-hmm.
"What, if anything,
is, uh, wron..."
- Well, I guess we can skip that.
- Mmm.
Whew.
the next question,
I must advise you
it contains a trick.
In order to see into the trick,
I give you two words of advice:
Never assume.
Don't worry. I won't.
- Are you ready?
- Mm-hmm.
"A detective
broke into an apartment,
"found Harry and Grace
lying on the floor, dead.
Mm-hmm.
"Beside them was
a small pool of water...
"and some fragments
of broken glass.
"Above them, on a sofa
looking down at them, was a pet cat,
"his back arched.
"The detective concluded,
without further investigation,
"that the victims had died
of strangulation.
How was this conclusion possible?"
Never assume, hmm?
Never assume.
Yeah, well,
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