Deranged Page #3
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- 1974
- 84 min
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Here it is.
The funeral was this afternoon.
That lady taught me
and in the sixth grade.
Taught Ez, too.
Remember that, Ez,
back in sixth grade?
Used to call her
"old flannel face".
- Remember that, Ez?
- No, sir.
Yeah, that's her, all right.
Here. Remember her, Ez?
Oh, that's...
that's old Miss Johnson there.
What's she doing
in the newspaper?
Dang it, Ez,
I just told you she's dead.
You mean they put her in the paper
just 'cause she's dead?
What's the matter with you, Ez?
That's her danged obituary.
Her what?
Don't tell me you don't know
what's an obituary.
If that don't beat all.
Well, look, when a body dies,
they take all the information
and they put it in the newspaper
in the obituary section.
and where they're being buried
and all that kind of stuff.
You mean I can find out
where and when
somebody's been buried
on the very same day?
Light at the end of the tunnel,
all right, yes, siree.
You're right, Ez.
Well, I'm gonna look into that.
I'd rather read
the sports section, myself.
Not me. This here could be
real valuable information.
Why? What are you planning to do?
Dig 'em up or something?
No, sir.
Wouldn't have to dig it all up.
Well, I'm sure glad to hear that.
Sure. Why dig it all up
when you can take the parts you need?
Sure, maybe like...
like if you needed the head
for repairs or something,
well, then, just take the head.
Oh, Ez, you're a crazy S.O.B.
Hi, Miss Johnson. Remember me?
I used to be in your
Sunday School class.
There she comes now, real easy.
Next thing to do is get this hair off.
See, Mama?
All I got to do is stitch it on you.
Look, Mama.
I brought you a visitor.
Shh. Don't stay too long, now.
Bet you two ladies have
a lot to talk about.
After that, Ezra made
many visits to the graveyard,
bringing home bodies,
or parts of bodies,
to keep his mother
and himself company.
He was a ghoul, a necromaniac,
a defiler of the dead,
but he had not yet turned
his sickness on a living victim.
It was only a matter of time
until he did.
We're gonna have to take those plugs out,
and take 'em into town -
either get 'em cleaned or get new ones.
- Ez?
- Sir?
Er, me and Mother,
we've been talking and, er...
Well, we've been thinking that...
Sir?
Well, dang it all, first off,
stop callin' me "sir".
You're as old as I am.
And secondly,
stop callin' Jenny "ma'am".
You're a growed man, Ez.
That's what I wanted...
to talk to you about.
I wanted to talk to you
man to man.
See, we're... well, Jenny and me,
living up in that old house
there all by yourself,
and, er, we just thought that...
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