Den of Thieves Page #3

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You must've heard

some stories in this place.

You know, give him a couple of

drinks, steak on his plate,

some nice women around him,

he'll tell you

his darkest secrets.

(CHUCKLING)

Loose lips sink ships.

Ain't that the truth.

Mmm, what about you?

Pull a lot of p*ssy

in here? Yeah?

Come on.

I do well for myself.

Yeah.

I'd f*** you.

Kidding.

(CHUCKLES)

All right.

I'm out.

See you later, man.

Yeah.

Look forward to it.

(NICK WHISTLING)

(CLOSES CASH DRAWER)

(CAR ALARM CHIRPS)

(ENGINE STARTS)

Frulein. Dude, what the

f*** are you... (GROANS)

(GROANS SOFTLY)

(SOFTLY) What the f***?

(MUFFLED MUSIC

AND INDISTINCT CHATTER)

What's up, gangster?

MURPH:
Oh, Peaches.

NICK:
Oh, Frulein, you're up.

Sit down.

You sit right there.

What you walking

so slow for, nigga?

I want you to sit right there.

That's you right there.

Look here. There's cigarettes.

Yeah.

TONY Z:
(WHISTLES) Borracho!

I think y'all got me

confused with somebody.

Why my pants wet?

(LAUGHTER)

Come on, man, if you and

your Uncle Tom over here

are into some

homo sh*t, I'm good.

Y'all just kill me now.

You pissed yourself, bubba.

It happens.

I had one of the girls here

clean you up, so you're good.

But y'all got the wrong dude.

You got me confused

with someone.

But I'm going to let you know

now, I ain't the one.

What'd you say?

Dude something?

No, we're not mistaking you for anybody.

Don't be a f***ing smartass.

Arrested at 17 for GTA.

Tried and convicted as an adult.

We know exactly who you are.

Did a stint at county

for attempted manslaughter.

Fastest speeding ticket

in California history.

BORRACHO:
That's nice.

F***ing genius, man.

How fast were you going?

(ALL LAUGHING)

Speed demon!

What did you say to the cop

who pulled you over?

What reason did you give him?

Told him they'd

just paved the road.

(CHUCKLES)

I like him.

Ballsy.

Me gusta.

You may have a little pecker

for a black dude.

You may be a bed-wetter, but you've

got some f***ing style, buddy.

All right, girls, time to go.

Grab your shoes. Grab your sh*t.

Let's go.

Time to go home to your babies.

All right, thanks for stopping by.

Excuse me.

You check this out, hot rod.

You're a two-striker.

You need to f***ing look at me

when I'm talking to you.

You're one mistake away from getting

sex in the ass every time you shower.

Some of them niggas

got gas pumps. (SNICKERS)

Now, personally, that sh*t don't

sound like a lot of fun to me.

What you think?

How you feel about that?

Look, the dude in that picture

is not even a regular at my bar.

Like, I've seen him a few times, but,

you know, I don't associate myself...

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