Den Brother Page #4

You know, when you stole

the puck from your friend

And ended up on your butt

while the Norsemen

Scored the winning goal.

well, you saw the hat trick

before that, right?

You never give poor goose

a chance on the ice.

What... you've made him

your personal driver.

I swear, I don't even know

why he's your friend.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa,

it's not a big deal.

He doesn't mind

being knocked around.

It's just friendly in hockey.

When you check someone,

it's... it's like saying hello.

hello?

And goodbye.

It's like... it's kind of like

"aloha," but Matisse,

I just wanted to know

if maybe this Friday night,

We could do...

I... I'm busy.

doing what?

I'll find something.

Matisse?

I'm just keeping it real.

I am a highly pursued date

at this school

And you should just jump

at the opportunity to date me.

I... I'm just saying.

I'm trying to help you.

Really?

Can I just say something to you in hockey?

Yeah.

Aloha.

And by the way,

that was an aloha goodbye,

Not aloha hello.

I don't have a car.

That's the problem.

That's why she won't date me.

Alex, your old man's never

going to get you that car.

Oh, my pessimistic

little friend,

There's always a solution

to the exceptional person.

You just have to think

outside the box.

Alex! Alex! Alex!

slight delay

in getting started, folks.

However, we are looking

forward to a great game

Between the tigers

and the ice hounds.

You're enabling him, Gary.

Come on, Neal.

He just likes

to make an entrance.

The crowd loves it.

Well, love it or not,

if he's not on the ice

In 10 seconds...

and now, a big

lemon oaks welcome

To everyone's

favorite ice hound...

Alex Pearson!

whoo!

Alex wanted me to let you know

That he's sponsored by

Moses Roses fine florist shop.

?Moses Roses, Moses Roses?/i

Whoo!

Moses Roses! Moses Roses!

Gary!

Alex, this is just...

it's too much.

Nascar drivers do it.

This is good for everyone.

It's what I call

the win-win-win scenario.

Moses Roses gets advertising.

The crowd gets information

as well as a show.

And I get...

suspended!

What?

Neal, please,

don't suspend him.

I'm not going to, you are.

Either you control your player

or I'll bench your entire team

For the rest of the season.

Alex, go collect your things.

Coach, you can't

let him suspend me like that.

It's out of my hands.

I'm afraid you really

blew it this time, son.

I am so disappointed.

So am I. How am I supposed

to make the all-stars now?

In you, Alex.

I am disappointed in you.

What, for my initiative?

Dad, let's face facts here.

You are just as guilty

in this situation as I am.

You're the one

that told me

I had to help pay

for the car.

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