Delhi Belly

Excuse me!

Is this seat empty?

Hi! When did you reached?

Sit!

Act like you don't know,

I don't know you,

Don't look at me,

so how was your flight?

Don't talk to me,

Do like I said,

Few people are mental.

Open the door,

Last time I opened up.

Open the door,

He is lying last time I

opened up.

If you will touch again then I will

cut your balls and make earings.

Now you are gone,

Are you deaf?

When did you return?

Just now,

Taashi! It's scratching me,

Go and take some shave,

I can't,

Water is not coming,

What do you mean?

Water comes for 2 hours,

but we forgot to set the bucket,

What do you mean?

It was his turn,

But you can hear water was pouring,

You just have to leave your bad,

And you would take 30 seconds.

But it was his turn.

You people live like animals,

We will pour it tomorrow.

Because you have invited for lunch with

my parents and I want to see you clean.

I have to take lunch with them,

Don't buy expensive clothes for me,

People impressed with good clothes.

I have no business with

these people.

I am notjoking, you have no idea

how angry I am,

Will you drop it for me, I am busy,

and drop it today,

she really loves you.

Where is she?

I am checking,

You don't know how she looks like.

Do you have her number,

No!

Wow! In which century you live?

Me?

You are still shooting on film mode,

Only ass holes shoot on digital mode,

He is Nitin, My photographer,

she is a special corespondent,

she is starting work today,

shall we leave?

Because I want to do everything,

Everything?

Singing, Acting may be directing,

I am a painter,

I write poems,

And I want my own clothes line,

What's your favourite in everything?

Everything, that's why I do

everything.

Come on we have only 2 minutes.

Shall I sign something for you,

I have no objection,

What are you doing?

After today whenever you'll sad

just look at it and say,

I hate you but I love you,

I want to cover real news and

I am getting this shit.

She was breaking news for me and I'm

always ready to cover her,

Have you meet my rapist friend,

Hello Rapist Friend,

Have you got photo?

Yes,

I will meet you after lunch,

Can you make it more happy?

To who? Banana?

Yes!

Banana's dream come true.

I will do it tomorrow morning,

Do it now, client is waiting,

Leave everything, and do it

first.

Can you drop a package for me,

No, I can't.

Banana's are fucking me,

It's 1 o' clock, where is that driver

he supposed to come at 1.

I have to go to tailor.

Relax, he will come,

Taashi! Did you drop the packet,

Aunty! I am really sorry,

I have to go.

Why you are calling us uncle aunt?

Now we are family,

I should leave now daddy,

We also got a flat for you,

Just five minutes away,

so that pretty girl was your wastage

of time and it's a right time pass.

Which kind of man you are?

We are serious journalist,

You are not coming,

I have some work to do.

I have to write down the report,

Will you drop it for me,

What are you doing in dark,

I got loose motions,

Did you concern the doctor.

Listen! Take my bike,

why?

Why should I take your bike?

Just take it,

Taashi gave me that package to drop,

That package is still wandering,

If I would be fine I would drop it,

Listen! If you are going then will

you do my work,

This entire world is full of stupids.

Don't pay attention,

shall we start again,

Doctor wants to check for

food poisoning,

Will you take it, I want to send

my shit sample.

Patient's name?

Nitin Berri.

It's a shit,

New car!

Yes.

Mr. Taashi you rent is due,

I know.

Last month you paid late.

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