Delhi Belly

Synopsis: Delhi-based Sonia agrees to deliver a package for Vladimir Dragunsky and asks her rather unkempt and debt-ridden fiancé, Tashi Malhotra, to do it for her. Tashi, in turn, asks one of two of his room-mates, Nitin. But Nitin forgets to do so due to an upset stomach ailment commonly known as 'Delhi Belly' as well as his plan to blackmail their landlord, Manish and asks the third roommate Arup to deliver the package. A gangster, Somayajulu, who was the recipient of this package, starts by brutally questioning Vladimir, and finds out that the package may be in the possession of the trio. While Tashi must deal with his attraction for Journalist Menaka and incur the wrath of her husband, Rajiv, he still has to fully come to terms whether or not he wants to marry Sonia. And the entry of ruthless Somayajulu and his gang seriously jeopardizes any plans Tashi and his friends may have for the future.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Production: UTV Motion Pictures
  4 wins & 6 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.6
Metacritic:
66
Rotten Tomatoes:
87%
NOT RATED
Year:
2011
103 min
$1,531,757
Website
2,193 Views


Excuse me!

Is this seat empty?

Hi! When did you reached?

Sit!

Act like you don't know,

I don't know you,

Don't look at me,

so how was your flight?

Don't talk to me,

Do like I said,

Few people are mental.

Open the door,

Last time I opened up.

Open the door,

He is lying last time I

opened up.

If you will touch again then I will

cut your balls and make earings.

Now you are gone,

Are you deaf?

When did you return?

Just now,

Taashi! It's scratching me,

Go and take some shave,

I can't,

Water is not coming,

What do you mean?

Water comes for 2 hours,

but we forgot to set the bucket,

What do you mean?

It was his turn,

But you can hear water was pouring,

You just have to leave your bad,

And you would take 30 seconds.

But it was his turn.

You people live like animals,

We will pour it tomorrow.

Because you have invited for lunch with

my parents and I want to see you clean.

I have to take lunch with them,

Don't buy expensive clothes for me,

People impressed with good clothes.

I have no business with

these people.

I am notjoking, you have no idea

how angry I am,

Will you drop it for me, I am busy,

and drop it today,

she really loves you.

Where is she?

I am checking,

You don't know how she looks like.

Do you have her number,

No!

Wow! In which century you live?

Me?

You are still shooting on film mode,

Only ass holes shoot on digital mode,

He is Nitin, My photographer,

she is a special corespondent,

she is starting work today,

shall we leave?

Because I want to do everything,

Everything?

Singing, Acting may be directing,

I am a painter,

I write poems,

And I want my own clothes line,

What's your favourite in everything?

Everything, that's why I do

everything.

Come on we have only 2 minutes.

Shall I sign something for you,

I have no objection,

What are you doing?

After today whenever you'll sad

just look at it and say,

I hate you but I love you,

I want to cover real news and

I am getting this sh*t.

She was breaking news for me and I'm

always ready to cover her,

Have you meet my rapist friend,

Hello Rapist Friend,

Have you got photo?

Yes,

I will meet you after lunch,

Can you make it more happy?

To who? Banana?

Yes!

Banana's dream come true.

I will do it tomorrow morning,

Do it now, client is waiting,

Leave everything, and do it

first.

Can you drop a package for me,

No, I can't.

Banana's are f***ing me,

It's 1 o' clock, where is that driver

he supposed to come at 1.

I have to go to tailor.

Relax, he will come,

Taashi! Did you drop the packet,

Aunty! I am really sorry,

I have to go.

Why you are calling us uncle aunt?

Now we are family,

I should leave now daddy,

We also got a flat for you,

Just five minutes away,

so that pretty girl was your wastage

of time and it's a right time pass.

Which kind of man you are?

We are serious journalist,

You are not coming,

I have some work to do.

I have to write down the report,

Will you drop it for me,

What are you doing in dark,

I got loose motions,

Did you concern the doctor.

Listen! Take my bike,

why?

Why should I take your bike?

Just take it,

Taashi gave me that package to drop,

That package is still wandering,

If I would be fine I would drop it,

Listen! If you are going then will

you do my work,

This entire world is full of stupids.

Don't pay attention,

shall we start again,

Doctor wants to check for

food poisoning,

Will you take it, I want to send

my sh*t sample.

Patient's name?

Nitin Berri.

It's a sh*t,

New car!

Yes.

Mr. Taashi you rent is due,

I know.

Last month you paid late.

He was saying he will take his class

soon, that's what he said last week,

What happen to you?

I am dying,

And you?

Picture with Ritu.

Where is my pent?

I want to talk to you,

I don't know about this Ritu,

she is my girlfriend,

I should have nice feeling,

Remember! I warned you,

We have to pay rent next week,

and this time I want to pay on time.

I won't pay rent anymore.

You are leaving this house,

no!

You won't pay the rent and you

are not leaving this house,

How is that possible?

What is this? Naked gents on naked

ladies and this is called f***.

He is Manish.

Our landlord.

And she is Leena,

she is a prostitute.

If I would feel better I would kick

your ass, where did you get it from?

It's a wrong question, the right

question is will we pay rent in future,

and the answer is...

No! To hell with rent,

What are you saying?

We will make a deal with landlord.

He will pay the cash and we won't

send these photos to his wife.

You will black mail him,

We are living with a criminal.

Because when police will arrest you,

I don't want any mess.

I am doing this business from 2 years

nothing will happen.

You are doing this business from

2 years.

I will do the rest of work and your

rent will be save, Now happy,

And second thing?

I am getting married.

Yes, I know,

It's next month,

I thought it's next year.

But then I thought what's the

difference, let's do it.

You are a negative man,

Always nonsense. Give me a hug,

she is really hot and I was about to

maary her but you do it,

You are leaving this house,

then why you were worried about rent?

You should really shave your hair,

What are you doing?

I know...

I have to leave,

Look! It's my job don't get angry.

Yes, who is he?

I heard she is lesbian,

Where did you heard it?

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes

Mr. Moris

All Mr. Moris scripts | Mr. Moris Scripts

1 fan

Submitted on August 05, 2018

Discuss this script with the community:

0 Comments

    Translation

    Translate and read this script in other languages:

    Select another language:

    • - Select -
    • 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
    • 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
    • Español (Spanish)
    • Esperanto (Esperanto)
    • 日本語 (Japanese)
    • Português (Portuguese)
    • Deutsch (German)
    • العربية (Arabic)
    • Français (French)
    • Русский (Russian)
    • ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
    • 한국어 (Korean)
    • עברית (Hebrew)
    • Gaeilge (Irish)
    • Українська (Ukrainian)
    • اردو (Urdu)
    • Magyar (Hungarian)
    • मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
    • Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Italiano (Italian)
    • தமிழ் (Tamil)
    • Türkçe (Turkish)
    • తెలుగు (Telugu)
    • ภาษาไทย (Thai)
    • Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
    • Čeština (Czech)
    • Polski (Polish)
    • Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Românește (Romanian)
    • Nederlands (Dutch)
    • Ελληνικά (Greek)
    • Latinum (Latin)
    • Svenska (Swedish)
    • Dansk (Danish)
    • Suomi (Finnish)
    • فارسی (Persian)
    • ייִדיש (Yiddish)
    • հայերեն (Armenian)
    • Norsk (Norwegian)
    • English (English)

    Citation

    Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:

    Style:MLAChicagoAPA

    "Delhi Belly" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 21 Jun 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/delhi_belly_6679>.

    We need you!

    Help us build the largest writers community and scripts collection on the web!

    Browse Scripts.com

    The Studio:

    ScreenWriting Tool

    Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features.