Deep End Page #4

government property or something.

Defacing, get it? Deface...

Lie down, Mike.

Oh, that's fantastic.

- Is it?

- Yeah, it's really good.

It's very good. Yeah, you're all right.

Can you feel it kicking?

- What?

- The baby, silly.

There you go. Stand up.

- Yeah, that's not bad.

- Yeah?

Would you be more careful

if it was you that got pregnant?

What?

Would you be more careful

if it was you that got pregnant?

Hmm?

- Mike?

- I...

I can't be more careful

than I am at the moment.

What do you mean?

I just mean, that I...

- I've never... I've never...

- Never? Really?

- No.

- Why not? Don't you want to?

Yeah, yeah, of course I want to.

It's not like some of these people...

- Don't get embarrassed.

- ...always going round with girls...

You're all red, Mike.

- No, I'm not.

- Yes, you are.

- Why should I be embarrassed?

- No, you're quite red.

- Look, maybe I should...

- Nothing to be embarrassed about.

You always go all silly

when I talk about sex.

- No, I don't. No, I don't.

- You do.

Would you fancy it with...

Do you think if...

the cashier?

- Don't joke.

- I'm not joking.

You'll have to stay late one night.

And you'll see her

lonely, voluptuous figure

standing, waiting for you.

Hmm?

Look, Susan, don't joke

about these things, okay?

I'm not joking. Give us a kiss.

Give us a kiss.

Eh? Mike?

Um...

- You know what, Sue?

- What?

I could see you home tonight,

if you want me to.

You know what?

My fianc is picking me up tonight.

Nice weather for ducks, isn't it?

Oh, I don't want to see this.

- Why not?

- Oh, it's silly. It's dirty.

You're not going to have one of your

moodies again, are you? Come on.

- Two eight and sixes, please.

- 17 shillings, sir.

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

Oh, and a pack of

those chocolate things.

Treats?

- Thanks.

- Thank you, sir.

Oh, there are surprises,

even in sexual life.

According to my latest findings

a woman has 3,267

erogenic zones.

So...

Good evening.

There are many misleading theories

about the subject of women

who are so-called frigid.

Books have been filled on the subject.

Many, many books.

But these are pseudo-scientific studies.

Therefore, I have come to the conclusion

that there are no frigid women.

Take your knickers off.

Yes, and it all depends on you.

When properly manipulated, dear friend.

Scientifically speaking.

Excited?

Fondled?

You can prepare your sexual partner

to the highest level

of sexual satisfaction.

What's up?

- This bloody bastard's touching me up.

- What?

Shh!

- I'll get the manager.

- Yeah.

Sue, Sue, you know it's me.

It's only a joke.

Sit down.

- Yeah, that's him.

- Sir?

You should be ashamed of yourself.

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