Dedication Page #2
It's not his fault.
You think it is,
( pigeons coo )
They only eat bread.
Nonsense.
Genoa salami,
it's the best in the world--
they would've
invented it if they could've.
That sh*t's gonna kill you.
Yeah, well,
tell me when I'm dead.
Will do.
Who's this?
Uh... red suit, fat ass,
best friends are reindeer.
Bones Mrs. Claus.
And what's happening here?
Uh... Santa's sleigh
runs over Marty's tail,
in the crotch, gives him the clap.
( laughs )
Hey, you all right?
Yeah. This headache.
( sniffs )
Let's get this book done.
No more jokes.
Yeah, sure, sure.
MAN:
This is the final appearancefor Henry Roth and Rudy Holt,
best-selling authors
of the must-have children's book,
Marty the Beaver.
Be sure and get your
Christmas copy signed today.
I can't tell you how much
she just loved your book.
Oh, great.
WOMAN:
Her name's Cassidy.
Have a nice life.
She's only been
with us for six months.
( whispering )
She's adopted.
So, how are ya, sweetheart?
I see you're a Knicks fan.
Yeah, you wanna buy her a drink,
take her somewhere quiet?
You ever been
to a basketball game?
You see, 'cause
Marty the Beaver was just here,
and he told me
to give someone called, uh--
Cassidy--
some Knicks tickets.
He must have meant you.
Hey, dick,
one of those was mine.
Don't be a piece of sh*t.
There we go.
from Marty the Beaver?
Absolutely, yes.
If Marty the Beaver really existed,
and if he really had tickets
to the Knicks-Pacers game
on Friday night,
the only way he'd give 'em up is
if he was too high to get to the game,
or his fat, lazy beaver ass
couldn't fit in the seat.
Santa Claus doesn't exist.
Beaver can also mean vagina.
- Oh!
- Okay!
Cassidy!
Uh-- uh-- enjoy the game.
Come here.
What the f*** is wrong with you?
You just-- you just
can't let your crap childhood
be a pass to sh*t on everyone else.
Well, every other kid is gonna be crushed
when they find out there's no Santa Claus.
She's now way ahead of the game,
and as a bonus she now
has another word for her pee-pee.
( giant monster roars on television)
Hello?
It... looks great, man.
Well, it keeps me occupied.
Hey, you know, I've been
the book's on, uh, pre-order
for about 1 00,000 copies.
Oh, that's great.
Yeah, it is. It's great.
RUDY:
l, uh...I, uh... I can't see
outta my left eye.
Well, it's the treatment.
Huh. I keep thinkin'
about things, you know?.
How... I was thinking...
if I close my good eye...
I see this-- this bright light.
And, uh, l-- I know
how it sounds, but it...
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