Decoys Page #5

bounce. I'm meeting Natasha at the G.S.U.

It's her Pi Beta rush meeting tonight...

so I'm about to Pi Beta rush.

You know what I'm saying?

Just be careful, man.

Okay.

- You know what I think?

-What's that?

I think this is all an elaborate plan

to screw up my evening.

What?

Yeah, man.

Tonight's the night, buddy, okay?

Constance and me. I've got a ticket to ride,

man, and ride I will.

I got some candles, I got some incense,

I even got some Lauryn Hill.

- This ain't about you.

-I know, that's the point. It's about you.

I finally find a girl, a hot girl,

who's interested in me...

and you can't stand the competition.

Pi Omega's all wrong, man.

I'm talking casa du Roger.

Boys, there has been a death on campus.

There's a slight possibility

Constance might not be up for some nookie.

Actually...

Constance feels that now, more than ever,

we should make love tonight...

seeing how delicate life is and everything.

Take the room, bro.

Yes! Okay.

This is great, man. Thanks.

Looks like I've got to find a place

to crash tonight.

Oh, God! Help me!

That kid gets under my skin.

So are you going to

that Ice Queen thing tonight?

I guess.

Do you want to go together?

How come you don't have a date?

There's someone I like,

but the timing's not right yet.

Who?

It doesn't matter.

So this guy know you like him, or...

I can't hold it in any longer.

The council had a secret vote.

- Guess what?

-What?

- You're in!

-Oh, my God!

She's so brave.

She a dime-and-a-half.

I'm like a deer in boob lights right now.

I'm saying, she got the ba dunk-a-dunk!

Let's go say hi, Nathan.

Whatever you say, baby.

- Sisters?

-Let's.

Something ain't right.

It is pretty hardcore.

Bobby dies yesterday

and she's out tonight in a red dress.

- I got a plan.

-To do what?

To finally uncover them

for who they truly are.

- Okay, what is it?

-Either you're in or you're out.

- Where did you get this?

-Bustyourbabysitter.com. Serious.

I need you to plant that

in the shower upstairs, okay?

- Right.

-it's not like that.

"Girls gone wild."

Lilly and Constance aren't normal, Alex.

Photos equal proof.

Forget it. I'll do it myself.

I said I was in. I'm in.

All right. Meet you in the dorm room, okay?

Girls?

Who's out there?

Damn, baby girl, where you taking me?

Someplace romantic.

Fo' shizzle! You in trouble, girl.

Okay. Open.

You sick, you know that, Natasha?

And I like it. Come here, girl.

Give me some sugar now.

- Come on in here, Nathan.

-I love it when you call me that, girl.

I like what you've done with this place.

What do you dream about?

Papi like.

You just bought yourself a shirt.

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