Deconstructing Harry Page #3
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- Year:
- 1997
- 96 min
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You must be Mendel Birnbaum.
Did you enjoy it?
-Are you kidding? Be right back.|-Where you going?
l'm going to check my pants|for another 50.
l'd like to go again.
Yes?
-Mendel Birnbaum?|-Yes.
Open.
Who is it?
Who are you?
l've come for you.
-What are you talking about?|-l'm Death...
and your name is on my list.
No!
Wait a minute.|You've made a mistake.
You don't have a minute.
l'm not Mendel...
Don't give me that bullshit!
Look at your monogram.
Mendel?
Who are you talking to?
Don't call me Mendel.
-Please. l'm just using his pad.|-Right!
They always have an excuse.
Let's go!
Move it, you little putz!
l'm on the roof.|She's pointing a gun at me...
we're out in the cold|and l'm panicked.
l tell her a story l wrote|when l was younger...
and she found it funny,|thank God.
She laughed and relaxed and|she puts the gun down.
So your writing saved your life.
lt's amazing to me, you know?
The interesting thing apart|from the obvious sexual guilt...
that l had when|l was young in the story...
is that nothing's changed.
lt's years later.
l had a shrink then and now...
l'm six shrinks later...
l'm three wives down the line.
And l still can't get|my love life in order.
l still love whores.
lt's ideal. You pay them, and|they come to the house...
and you don't have to discuss|Proust or films or...
l don't knowwhat's|happening to me.
l just have not grown up|and l feel...
l see other guys my age.
l think of f***ing|every woman l meet.
l meet a woman in the bank...
or on the bus...
l think:
What's she look like naked?|Can l f*** her?This is crazy.
l see guys l know that|are lawyers and doctors...
with families and houses.
They're not so...
Does the U.S. President want|to f*** every woman he meets?
Bad example.
l don't know.
Take Raoul Wallenberg...
Did he want to bang every|waitress in Europe?
Probably not.
Tell me about|your honoring ceremony.
That's bullshit.
The same school that|threw me out years ago...
Why'd they throw you out?
Because l was not|interested in college.
l wanted to be a writer.|Writing was all l cared about.
l did not care about|the real world.
l cared only about|the world of fiction.
Plus l tried to give...
the dean's wife and enema.|They didn't like that.
The sad thing is...
l've gotta drive way|upstate to be honored...
and l have to go alone.|l got nobody to go with...
What about bringing|your son with you?
l can't. lt's not|my visiting time.
Joan is completely|inflexible, so...
She won't trade dates with you?
l can't even get her|on the phone.
She hates me and...
for the first time in my life|l have writer's block.
Now this, to me, is unheard of.
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