Deathstalker II Page #5

What are you gonna use?

The fire won't last

but a few more minutes.

- I'll be all right.

- Are you sure?

There's plenty of blanket here.

Nah.

Oh, okay...

- Isn't it cozy?

- Yeah, I think so.

- Stalker?

- Hmm?

Is that your sword

or you just happy to see me?

Well, what's the Ol' crystal ball

say about this one?

Just follow the road to bagoth,

turn west at a tree

that looks like a rock,

where you cross a dry riverbed,

where the water is more shallow.

What? Dry river?

Just... just follow the mountains!

Okay!

Not gonna be any zombies

or anything, are there?

It's a clear road.

No surprises.

- No surprises?

- No surprises.

No surprises?

Some oracle

you turned out to be!

Three out of four's not bad!

Uh, why I oughta...

Rough crowd!

- Look, I...

- Let me do the talking.

Now listen.

I think there's been some mistake.

Maybe you haven't heard of me.

Silence!

Haven't we met before?

No, no, no.

I don't think so.

I would have remembered.

You look a lot like Evie of jzafir,

the demon Princess,

who raids our camps

and burns our crops,

and steals our men.

Me? A Princess?

Do I look like a Princess to you?

No.

But my name is reena.

Reena the seer.

- Reena?

- Oh, yeah...

Her name's reena, all right.

Reena the seer.

Reena the liar.

Oh, well,

maybe I've made a mistake.

Yeah, uh, well...

Now that we've, uh, cleared up

this little misunderstanding,

and we're all friends again...

Uh...Maybe we could just be

on our way.

The girl may go,

but not you.

Deathstalker.

So. You have heard of me.

Oh, yes.

Your legend precedes you.

Your exploits as a womanizer

are well known in these parts.

Well, I am more of a lover

than a fighter.

- I hope not.

- Huh?

You'll be put on trial for your

crimes against womanhood.

Trial?

- Trial?

- Trial...

...by combat!

Used to be able to do this great.

How's it goin'?

It's a farce!

I can beat any of these women

with my hands tied

behind my back.

That's the spirit!

Come on! Come on!

Let's get goin'!

Let's get in the ring!

Okay, okay, I'm goin'.

Stop shovin'...

- Deathstalker!

- Here it comes.

According to our laws,

we must settle

all serious disputes

in a trial by combat.

Your opponent, in this contest,

shall be none other than gorgo,

our fiercest warrior.

And my champion!

Gorge! Gorge! Gorge!

I could beat her

with my eyes closed.

Gorge!. Come on down!

It's taking candy

from a baby. You name it!

Did you see her?

- Stalker.

- Shut up, will ya?

- Shut up.

- Stalker!

Look, I could beat her

with my eyes closed.

I think you should keep

at least one eye open.

What are you talking about?

What?

Aumence! Gorge! Gorge!

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