Death Race 2050 Page #4

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Oh, yes,

and this is

the part of the race

that really gives me

the tinkly-winklies!

Shameful.

The shame is ours.

And here's a bit of

inspired fan art...

We need to watch this!

We've watched enough!

Brothers and sisters,

this was once a great nation.

A shining city upon a hill,

where people worked,

and lived, and loved,

and had book clubs.

The Death Race...

No, brothers and sisters

of the Resistance.

Today we fight back!

ALL:
Yeah!

Mrs. Hamilton, again,

I respectfully disagree.

We must use education, eh?

Peaceful protest.

Perhaps if we

form a committee...

You know what the Dalai Lama

said about committees?

Oh, that's right, he didn't talk about

committees, because he wasn't a p*ssy.

Brothers and sisters,

remember,

I lived in

the belly of the beast.

I was a network programmer.

Hmm-mmm.

We must stop

the Death Race!

We must kill every single racer

and send them all to oblivion!

ALL:
Yeah!

Give us liberty,

or give them death!

ALL:
Yeah!

F***ing b*tch!

I hate to say it, Chi Wapp, but I'm

starting to lose my temper, yo!

(CLICKS TONGUE) Aight, it's time

to even the score. Hit that sh*t.

CHI WAPP:
Yo, yo, yo.

Time to get three-fingers-deep

with the soul survivor

Minerva Jefferson!

(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)

(SINGING) Drive, drive,

drive, drive (CHEERING)

Drive, drive, drive, drive

Drive, drive, kill, kill

Drive, drive, drive

Kill, drive, kill, drive

Kill the white man

Here we go.

Jihad for Jimi Hendrix!

(SCREAMING)

(THUDDING)

(SQUELCHING)

(GASPS)

(GLASS SHATTERING)

(SCREAMING)

Those were my fans!

(CACKLING)

I'm gonna kill that b*tch.

(BIRDS SQUAWKING)

(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)

This thing

have a Hole-Vision?

Radio?

How about an interview?

Well, that was classic

Frankenstein back there.

Have you ever run your car

off a building before?

Look, we need some

candid reaction stuff, okay?

Have you ever

thought about your legacy?

Have you ever...

Okay, dude.

(SNIFFING)

What are you doing?

I'm transmitting your smell

to millions of people.

If you won't talk to me,

that's the best I can do.

Three questions.

Do you think that

Jed Perfectus can beat you?

No.

Do you consider

yourself a role model?

Hell, no.

Got any soft spots

under that armor?

Feelings, any places

I could stick a knife?

No, no, and no.

End of interview.

Hmm.

Boy, you're the worst.

It's your fault.

What?

You're asking yes

or no questions.

Are you telling me

how to conduct an interview?

I've covered every major story

for the last five years.

Then why become a proxy?

Because it's hard to turn

global famine into clickbait!

The corporations

want positive news

and that's

increasingly hard to find.

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