Death At A Funeral Page #4
- What?
Like a Dalmatian or a Schnauzer?
- Honey, what are you talking about?
- I don't know.
It's just a shame that somebody
has to die to get the family together.
It was hard to see Dad like this.
He's in a better place now, right?
- He was sick a long time.
- Since when does dead beat sick?
You know what I mean.
This is why I try not to get close to people.
- Too much emotion involved.
- Guess that's why you never call.
Some families see each other all the time,
some meet up at funerals.
That's just us.
Hey, listen, I know this is a bad time,
but I'm gonna need that money.
- Sh*t.
- We're splitting these costs, right?
Okay. But I don't have it right now.
What the f*** you mean,
you don't have it right now?
You just bought a first class ticket
for your toothbrush.
I don't have any cash. Honest.
I lost a lot of sh*t when the market collapsed.
So, if you don't mind,
we gonna have to discuss this later.
- No, no, no, no, let's discuss this right now.
- Hey, you mind?
I'm grieving.
Look at all these cars.
You got to get to these funerals early.
Come on. There's nowhere to park.
- What? There's a spot right there. Grab it.
- That looks like it's too close to the corner.
- Nah. You can wedge it in there. Grab it.
- I don't need a ticket today.
You're not gonna get a ticket.
Would you just...
You're gonna lose it. Grab it.
Norman! Come on. Now, see?
Elaine! I was gonna park there.
Oh, I'm sorry, Norman. Are you family?
- No, but I'm like family.
- Oh, honey, there's no such thing.
- Elaine.
- Oh, God.
- Hey.
- What are you doing here?
Thought you might need
a real shoulder to cry on.
- Oh, please. Come on. Oscar.
- Who the f***'s that?
He... Come on, honey. We're here.
- You all right?
- Come on.
We there?
- Yeah.
- Damn. I got Uncle Russell.
How could I forget about Uncle Russell?
I said what's happening?
What the hell is going on?
What the f***'s this guy doing?
It's very green here, isn't it?
It's, like, so green.
Like, God, wow, it's like...
It's like I'm inside a lime.
- Oscar?
- Yes?
- Look at me.
- Okay.
Hi. Are you all right?
Yeah, why?
What's going on?
What are you talking about?
I'm fine. I've never been greener.
Jeff, look at this.
- Hello.
- What's wrong with Oscar?
- I don't know.
- You guys keep playing.
Oh, my God. It's the Valium.
- Valium?
- I'm in the band.
I gave him one of your Valium.
He's probably not used to it.
- Yeah, right.
- I know you were looking.
Where's he going?
- Oscar!
- Sh*t.
- You're going the wrong way, dumbass!
- That hurts!
- Stop the car, Norman.
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