Dean Slater: Resident Advisor Page #3
get on your knees.
MALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): We're
here to keep you safe.
MALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN):
That means safe
weenies and safe vajajays.
Gotta keep that vajajay
locked up.
- Mmm.
- Aw, give it to Mama.
MALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): These
goggles are supposed to
simulate being drunk.
Your parents are paying a lot of
money for this, all right?
FEMALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): I'm
a little out of practice.
[PHONE RINGING]
- Du...
ahh, hey, babe.
I was just thinking about you.
fit me anyway.
- Hey!
Listen, wasted is for
one night, but
STDs are for a lifetime.
- Oh my god, oh my god,
you could... you
could live off this.
It's... it's... it's got water.
It's got...
it's got vegetables.
It's got carbohydrates.
Mmm, it's got the taste.
You know?
It's just oozing with
that flavor.
It's got that... that sh*t.
This is...
[SIGHS]
[PHONE RINGING]
[FARTS]
- What's up, pup?
VERONICA (ON PHONE): One?
CORY (OFFSCREEN):
I love you, too.
VERONICA (ON PHONE): Three?
- I love being four.
[GIGGLES]
To infinity and beyond.
VERONICA (ON PHONE):
[INAUDIBLE]?
- Uh, yeah.
So you know, I'm just trying to
figure out what to rent for
Black Friday tonight.
VERONICA (ON PHONE): Curfew?
- Oh, no.
I know, I'll be home by 11:00.
Be on in, like, two seconds.
3, 2, 1.
- All right.
What's up?
How you doing?
- Hey, babe.
- You're wearing that
shirt I got you.
Nice.
- Sh*t, the RA!
Quick, we gotta hide
the stuff!
- Dude, what the f***, man?
Hide what stuff?
YUJI (OFFSCREEN): Dude.
- I am not calling her.
I'm just collecting texts to
see what our options are.
- Yeah.
- I've got the '80s party.
- That's LAB.
- Look, Yuji, you're gonna have
to help us out here with some
of these 'brevs.
- LAB, Lame as Balls.
- Oh.
- Hmm.
- Yo, you guys are
gonna like this.
Jello shots on the quad.
- Jello shots?
- That's so eighth grade.
- Well.
- Let's ask the Dean.
He'll know.
- Let's do it.
- Yeah, bring the noodles.
- OK.
- Hey, have you guys
Googled the Dean?
He's pretty epic.
- Look.
- You'd be surprised at the time
you could find if you
live in the moment.
- Dean, uh, we were wondering
- Train us.
- How to party.
know how to do that?
[KNIFE SLICING SOUNDS]
- This sand just isn't fine
enough for Spanish tile.
Oystered sand is
so uninspired.
- Dude, you were famous.
- I mean, there's all these
articles from the archives of
the "SCSU Gazette. "
- Yeah, we gotta keep you
under wraps, man.
- It's pretty freakin' awesome.
- I've since learned it's best
you yourself gain humility.
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