Deadpool 2

Synopsis: Foul-mouthed mutant mercenary Wade Wilson (AKA. Deadpool), brings together a team of fellow mutant rogues to protect a young boy with supernatural abilities from the brutal, time-traveling cyborg, Cable.
Director(s): David Leitch
Production: Twentieth Century Fox
Rotten Tomatoes:
119 min


F*** Wolverine.

First, he rides my coattails

with the R rating.

Then the hairy motherf***er

ups the ante by dying.

What a dick.

Well, guess what, Wolvie?

I'm dying in this one, too.

To understand

why I took a cat-nap

on 1,200 gallons

of high-test fuel...

I need to take you back

to the dewy slopes

of six weeks ago.

I'd gone international,

taking out mass murderers,


unspeakable monsters.

People nobody would touch.

Except me.

I'm gonna touch them all over.

Hey, it's Gail calling.

Love the shiny suit.

Really brings out

the sex trafficker in your eyes.

I don't

speak Cantonese, Mister...

Well, I'm not even gonna

attempt that.

But I did take

8th grade Spanish, so...

Which literally translates to...

I don't bargain, pumpkin f***er.

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro...

I'll take

a cranberry-grapefruit vodka.

I know it's called a Sea Breeze.

Don't make me say it.

Hit it, Dolly.

Taking the hands out

of the guns of the criminals!

Whoo! Do not go in there!

Oh, God! Oh, God, time out!

Time out!

Cut. Got bad guy blood,

right in my open eye.

Oh, that's so gross.


Scoutmaster Kevin?

Too exotic?

My world tour brought me home

to this guy, Sergei Valishnikov.

But we'll get to him

in a moment.

'Cause I know

what you're thinking.

"I'm so glad

I left the kiddos at home."

But that's where you'd be wrong.

That babysitter of yours

is high as f*** right now...

and, believe it or not,

Deadpool 2 is a family film.

True story.

And every good family film

starts with a vicious murder.

Bambi, The Lion King, Saw 7.

Holy sh*t pickles!

That guy's on fire.

That's not CGI, folks.

He's actually on fire.

Yeah. You know I get paid

to take out bad guys, right?

But this guy?

He was one of the worst of 'em.

Hurry up and open

this f***ing door,

and let's kill

this motherf***er!

Ugh. So gross.

A panic room? Really?

Can you come out?

I really have to go.

It's my anniversary.

Over and over,

I hear people say,

"I just don't have

enough confidence."

Listen, confidence is not

something you have.

It's something you create.

And you can create it

at any moment in time.

A sense of confidence is nothing

but a sense of power

within yourself...

a sense of certainty that

you can pull something off.

Start the car!

Start the f***ing car!


Start the f***ing car!

- Whoo!

- Oh, I sh*t my pants.

Actually, that may have been me.

Oh, mission accomplished?

Well, in a George W.

Sort of way.

F***er can't stay

in a panic room forever.

Oh, you're living

the dreams, DP.

It has been

quite the run, Dopinder,

and who'da thought?

Now I'm talked about in the

same sentence as Jesus.

Passion of the Christ, then me.

At least domestically.

We beat them overseas,

where there's no such thing

as religion.

I do want to live the dreams,

Pool Boy.

Taxiing is not as sexy

as it looks.

- I want to fill my...

- Pockets?

What's your poison?

A little, uh, cokey cokey?

Can't maintain an erection

without buying shoes online?

I've never experienced

that last one.

Talk to me, Goose.

I was going to say "soul".

I want to fill my soul.

I want to belong to something,

like you, Pool, sir.

- Dopinder...

- Hmm?

You never cease to surprise me.

You know, the depth of

your heart is extraordinary.

We all need

a sense of belonging.

We all need

a genuine sense of home.

A place in this world.

I want to become

a contract killer.

I'm sorry. What did you say?

Remember when I kidnapped Bandhu

and threatened him

with great violence?

You kind of killed him.

And then remember the movie

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Rhett Reese

Rhett Reese is an American film producer, television producer and screenwriter. As a screenwriter, his early credits included Clifford's Really Big Movie and Cruel Intentions 3. He has collaborated with Paul Wernick, writing the films Zombieland, G.I. Joe: Retaliation and Life, as well as Deadpool and its 2018 sequel Together they also created the reality series The Joe Schmo Show. more…

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