Dead Mary

What?

What took so long?

-I'm sorry?

-It wasn't that far back.

Yeah? Well, I had to look around a bit.

-What for?

-Nobody was there.

-What do you mean, nobody was there?

-I don't know. Just like I said.

So, you just filled them up and took off?

I left money on the counter.

Qkay.

Hey.

It must be back at my place.

Well, I guess I won't be seeing that again.

Son of a bitch.

-Give it up.

-Hey, they're making them smaller, I swear.

-Making what smaller?

-His balls.

-What?

-Yeah.

-I'm serious.

-Since when do you golf?

I'll have you know,

it is a very good tension-reliever.

Be careful with them.

Those belong to Ted's uncle, I think.

What am I gonna do, bend the shafts?

Four-letter word for ''exclude.''

Second letter is ''M.''

-What are you doing with those?

-Qh, the fridge is full.

''Qmit.''

Qkay, baby, this is the one.

Qh! Damn it!

-Shoot. Locked.

-Qh, man. Teddy, there's no key.

-Look over the door.

-It's not up here.

It used to be up there.

-And it's...

-Try it again. Qh.

-Throw the beers in the lake?

-Yeah, okay.

-Bryce?

-Hey, Lily.

Hey.

Bryce?

-Yeah?

-Can I talk to you for a minute?

-Sure, babe.

-Inside?

Yeah, I'll be right in.

Well?

I don't know.

-Well?

-What?

-What are we gonna tell them?

-Tell them whatever you want.

-Well, what are you going to tell them?

-As little as possible.

-Hey, guys.

-Qh, hey!

-Hey, you.

-Hey.

So, have you heard from Ted?

-He's not here?

-No. Shocking, isn't it?

-You the first one up again?

-You know me.

Well, come on, lovely.

Let's get this weekend started.

-Qh, Kim?

-What?

You want to take your bags up with you?

-Well, can't you take them all in?

-Well, it'd be easier if you took yours.

What's the matter?

Don't want to break a nail?

No, I just gotta take the gas can

down to the boat.

Darling, they sold that boat.

Well, whatever. Look, you don't have to.

It's fine.

Geez, give me one, too, why don't you?

Thanks, Evie.

I was joking.

I mean, you know you personally

have fucked the whole weekend, right?

-What do you mean?

-You know what he means.

No, no, no, please, enlighten me here.

Tell me.

No. No. Whatever. Whatever.

I mean, like, you couldn't have...

You know what?

You couldn't have waited?

-You couldn't wait to break up with her.

-What was I supposed to be waiting for?

Fucking Monday?

Qh, and I'm fine, by the way, guys.

Thanks for asking.

So, what? So, what?

So, we're supposed to actually just, like,

walk around on eggshells

while you two are all, like,

tense with each other?

-Again.

-Again?

-Again.

-Yeah, again.

-New Year's Eve, three years ago, buddy.

-That was three years ago?

-Yup.

-That was brutal.

Penultimate worst.

-That was the penultimate worst?

-Yes, it was.

-You don't wanna say ''penultimate.''

-Yeah, I do.

-You wanna say ''ultimate.''

-No, I wanna say ''penultimate.''

''Penultimate'' means second-to-last.

Yeah, but that was the last time

we all got together.

That's not the same thing.

So, what, you're saying I should have

discussed it with you guys first?

You know what, Matt? We're trying

to come up here and have a nice weekend,

and now this.

Was it definite?

-It just slipped out.

-How...

Excuse me? How...

How does that just slip out?

I don't know.

Well, what?

What, did she beat it out of you?

Yeah, I think she beat it out of him.

Nobody beat it out of me. I just said it.

Great.

Tasty.

So, what? What... I mean, what did she say?

I mean, was she surprised? I mean, was she,

like, totally, totally, completely shocked?

-''Was she, like, totally, totally, totally...''

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