
Dead Man on Campus
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- 1998
- 96 min
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?? GOLD ??
?? WHOP WHOP WHOP ??
?? DON'T LET ME HEAR
YOU SAY ??
?? LIFE'S TAKING YOU
NOWHERE ??
?? ANGEL ??
?? COME, GET UP, MY BABY ??
?? LOOK AT THE SKY,
LIFE'S BEGUN ??
AND THE DAYS ARE YOUNG ??
?? THERE'S MY BABY,
LOST, THAT'S ALL ??
?? ONCE I'M BEGGIN' YOU ??
?? SAVE HER LITTLE SOUL ??
?? GOLDEN YEARS ??
?? GOLD ??
?? LAST NIGHT,
THEY LOVED YOU ??
?? OPENING DOORS
?? ANGEL ??
?? COME, GET UP, MY BABY ??
?? IN WALKED LUCK,
?? COME, GET UP, MY BABY ??
?? I'LL STICK
WITH YOU, BABY ??
?? FOR A THOUSAND YEARS ??
?? NOTHING'S
GONNA TOUCH YOU ??
?? IN THESE GOLDEN YEARS ??
?? GOLD ??
?? RUN FOR THE SHADOWS ??
?? RUN FOR THE SHADOWS ??
?? RUN FOR THE SHADOWS ??
?? IN THESE GOLDEN YEARS ??
?? SOME OF THESE DAYS,
?? GONNA DRIVE BACK DOWN
WHERE YOU ONCE BELONGED ??
?? IN THE BACK OF
A DREAM CAR, 20-FOOT LONG ??
?? DON'T CRY, MY SWEET ??
?? DOIN' ALL RIGHT,
BUT YOU GOTTA GET SMART ??
?? WISH UPON WISH
UPON DAY UPON DAY ??
?? I BELIEVE, O LORD ??
?? I BELIEVE
ALL THE WAY ??
?? LOOK AT MY BABY,
LOST, THAT'S ALL ??
?? ONCE I'M BEGGIN' YOU ??
?? SAVE HER LITTLE SOUL ??
DON'T LOSE IT.
?? GET UP, MY BABY ??
?? RUN FOR THE SHADOWS ??
?? RUN FOR THE SHADOWS ??
?? RUN FOR THE SHADOWS ??
YOUR WORK STUDY IS
IN THE HOUSING OFFICE.
6-YEAR MEDICAL PROGRAM--
BIOLOGY,
ORGANIC CHEMISTRY--
FULL ACADEMIC:
SCHOLARSHIP?
YEAH.
ON MY CAREER TRACK.
OK, BUT THIS IS
A LOT OF CREDITS.
BE SURE YOU DON' FALL BEHIND.
I THINK I CAN HANDLE IT.
?? I'LL STICK
WITH YOU, BABY ??
?? FOR A THOUSAND YEARS ??
?? NOTHING'S
GONNA TOUCH YOU ??
?? IN THESE GOLDEN YEARS ??
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
Boy:
I DON'T KNOWWHAT TO TELL YOU.
DUDES.
IT DIDN'T GO AS FAR
AS I THOUGHT.
STOP!
HI.
HEY.
[DIFFERENT MUSIC PLAYING]
THROUGH MY STUFF?
THE FLANNEL SHEETS ON?
IT'S SEPTEMBER. YOU WAN ME TO SWEAT MY ASS OFF?
[MUSIC STOPS]
[HAMMERING]
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
YOU MUST BE:
ONE OF MY ROOMMATES.
I'M JOSH.
THE SINGLE'S MINE.
I CALLED IT.
THAT SEEMS FAIR.
OH, SORRY.
Girl:
SO, ANYWAY...GOD, I'M STARVING.
Girl:
ME, TOO.Girl:
HE LETS YOU OU EARLY EVERY CLASS.Girl:
REALLY?MM-HMM.
[BONG BUBBLING]
[PERSON INHALES]
HUH?
HOLA.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
OH. HEY,
YOU MUST BE JOSH.
LISTEN, I'M SORRY--
[MAN INHALES]
ARE YOU GUYS:
GETTING STONED AGAIN?
MAN!
THAT IS CLASSIC!
TAKE THESE. WE WOULD'VE
BEEN HERE SOONER,
BUT THESE GUYS KEP STOPPING OFF FOR SNACKS.
HEY, COOPER,
YOU WERE THE ONE
WHO HAD THE MUNCHIES.
HA HA HA HA!
WE SHOULD'VE NEVER HAVE
GOTTEN HIGH IN BOSTON!
OH, MAN, THAT WAS GREAT.
Man:
LIGHT UPANOTHER ONE, MAN.
OHH.
YEAH. HMM.
JOSH...
WHERE DO YOU THINK
WE SHOULD PUT THE BONG?
IN THE CLOSET?
NO. THIS IS
A SHOWCASE BONG.
TAKE A LOOK AT IT, HUH?
UH...
NO.
JOSH, YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO BED, ARE YOU?
ACTUALLY, YEAH. I GO TO GET UP EARLY TOMORROW.
SH*T. I JUST ME THESE PEOPLE DOWNSTAIRS,
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
THEY'RE RIGHT OUTSIDE.
I'LL GET RID OF THEM.
NO, NO, IT'S OK.
REALLY?
ARE YOU SURE? BECAUSE
NO. IT'S COOL. I--
LET ME PUT ON:
SOME PANTS.
ALL RIGHT.
HEY, GUYS, COME ON IN.
HEY, THIS IS JOSH.
THIS IS MY NEW ROOMMATE.
JOSH, SAY HELLO, HUH?
WHAT'S GOING ON, GUYS?
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
WHAT'S GOING ON?
OVER THERE, GUYS.
OVER THERE.
YEAH. THIS IS
A PARTY.
SHOW ME THE MUFF.
PASS THOSE OUT.
THERE YOU GO.
Boy:
WHAT THE F***?TURN THAT SH*T OFF!
[TURNS OFF MUSIC]
HEY, BUDDY.
YOU MUST BE KYLE.
I'M COOPER.
I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY...
BUDDY.
OK.
OH, LOOK AT THAT.
I SEE YOU LIKE GIRLS.
YOU MUST BE THE PRODUC OF AN ALL BOYS SCHOOL.
CATHOLIC:
ALL BOYS SCHOOL.
CATH--HOLY MARY,
MOTHER OF GOD.
YOU'RE SO HORNY
YOU'VE TURNED MEAN.
YOU KEEP THAT MUSIC OFF,
A**HOLE,
OR I'M GOING TO BASH
YOUR F***ING HEAD IN!
KYLE, KYLE, KYLE.
[LAUGHS]
NOW, YOU GO AROUND
BASHING PEOPLE'S HEADS IN,
GIRLS AREN'T GOING
TO THINK YOU'RE COOL.
YOU'RE A STEROID FREAK
WITH A PIXIE DICK
AND AN ASS FOR A BRAIN.
REALLY?
HEH HEH.
EVERYBODY, THIS IS KYLE.
GIVE HIM A BEER. COME ON,
LET'S START THE MUSIC.
LET'S GO. LET'S GE THIS PARTY STARTED, HUH?
Cooper:
ALL RIGHT,WHERE WERE WE?
MARTINIS, HUH?
ALL RIGHT.
INCOMING.
HEY.
HEY, I'M PICKLE.
USE THESE THINGS.
OH, YOUR NAME'S
PICKLE, HUH?
WHAT'D YOU DO, KNOCK OFF
AN APPLIANCE STORE?
I HAD SOME STUFF
SHIPPED HERE.
IT KIND OF REMINDS ME
OF HOME, YOU KNOW?
THAT BLENDER:
REMINDS YOU OF HOME?
OH, YEAH.
DEFINITELY.
[LAUGHS]
MARTINIS!
WHAT IS THAT?
THAT'S A MATH AWARD.
LOOKS LIKE A DILDO.
HEY, ZEKE, LOOK.
IT'S A DILDO.
HEY, HEY, HEY,
HEY, HEY, HEY.
HEY.
HEY...
HERE'S YOUR DILDO.
THANKS.
OHH.
SO, JOSH...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF.
I DON'T KNOW.
UH...
I'M FROM INDIANA,
AND I'M IN THE 6-YEAR
MEDICAL PROGRAM.
SO YOU, LIKE, STUDIED
IN HIGH SCHOOL?
WOW, THAT'S COOL.
YOU KNOW, I HAD A COUPLE
OF FRIENDS WHO DID THAT.
OH, YEAH?
OH, SHE'S NICE.
GOOD CHOICE.
GO TALK TO HER.
I DON'T THINK SO.
WHY? WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO?
HOME WITH SOMEBODY ELSE?
YEAH.
I'M IN MY UNDERWEAR.
SO WHAT? JOSH, YOU DON' NEED TO GET DRESSED.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'LL BRING HER OVER.
NO, NO, NO.
WHAT?
DO YOU WANT ME TO GO
GET YOU SOME PANTS?
YEAH. WOULD YOU?
AHH.
THAT'S RACHEL GILMORE.
SHE'S FROM NEW YORK,
AND SHE LIKES:
CREATIVE WRITING.
HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?
FRESHMAN FACE BOOK.
I'M JUST, LIKE, PTOOF!
FOR, LIKE, 3 WEEKS.
[SNORTS]
OH.
THIS IS MY BROTHER'S
RITALIN.
RITALIN'S GOOD FOR STUDYING
MATH OR SCIENCE.
JUST DON'T TRY TO WRITE
BECAUSE IT WON'T MAKE
ANY SENSE.
ENJOY THEM.
THIS IS MY MOM'S
DIET PILLS--
LOVELY FOR PULLING
ALL-NIGHTERS
AND FOREIGN LANGUAGES.
Girl:
HEY, JENNIFER,COME HERE.
[EXHALES]
NICE CROSS.
THANKS.
ARE YOU CATHOLIC?
YEAH.
I WENT TO SACRED HEAR SCHOOL FOR GIRLS.
I LOVE YOU.
WHY, HELLO, LADIES.
WE HAVEN'T MET.
I'M COOPER.
THIS IS JOSH.
HI.
DO YOU GUYS:
GO TO DALEMAN?
IT'S THEIR ROOM, LUCY.
YEAH?
I'M LUCY, AND THESE ARE
MY HOMEGIRLS.
RIGHT, KRISTIN?
ISN'T THAT WHAT THEY SAY
WHERE YOU'RE FROM?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"WHERE I'M FROM"?
OH, YOU KNOW,
THE 'HOOD.
LUCY, WE NEED TO HAVE
A LITTLE TALK.
AHEM.
WELL, TALK.
UH, HEY, UM...
HI.
HI.
YOU MUST BE RACHEL.
YEAH, YEAH.
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
OH, IT'S
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