Dead Like Me: Life After Death Page #4
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- Year:
- 2009
- 87 min
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remember exactly what I said,
but it wasn't pleasant.
And so I've been haunted
by it for the past five years.
So now I just make sure
that every time I say goodbye
to my younger daughter,
I tell her I love her.
Drives her crazy.
Morning, Crystal.
- Meow, Millie.
- Good morning, Delores.
How was your breakfast meeting?
It's supposed to be anonymous.
Oh, I'm sorry. I keep forgetting.
You're under too much stress.
I just keep thinking about
somebody ratting me out,
See how much they love him
when he gets too weak
and starts spraying the bizhub.
So take some family leave.
Spend some time with Murray
before he, you know, passes.
There's a no-pet
clause in the contract. I checked.
Oh. Bastards.
I'm gonna have to put
directly into Murray's kitty litter box.
How many interviews we got today?
Sixteen.
- Bring 'em on.
- That's my girl.
- Oh, this is so sexy.
- How is this sexy?
Toenails and hair all over the floor,
faces dead with too much
Botox and too much makeup.
Looks like a mortuary, if you ask me.
Oh, I like mortuaries.
I think they're sexy.
- That's 'cause you're dead.
- No, it's 'cause he's sick.
Uh, can I help you?
I hope so.
Is there someone who works here
- with the last name Baenziger?
- No.
- Oh.
- Great haircut.
I know. What about a client?
Last name Baenziger.
Not on the books for today.
Oh.
Good choice.
You know, the yellow rocks
make it look like spring.
That is just what I thought.
Yeah.
So, do you mind if I go back
and look for my friend?
- Yeah, be my guest.
- Thanks.
Goody. That means we get to play,
you know...
High-risk factor.
Okay, ready?
- Running with scissors.
- Barber on drugs, razor at throat.
The house is right
on the mountain. Ski in, ski out.
My instructor says I'm a natural.
- Then there's her.
- What's high risk about her?
Nothing. I just want her dead.
Baenziger!
Oh, good. Now we get
to play last-minute panic.
Hey.
Daisy.
- Zac?
- Hi.
Is that you?
Yeah. No, uh... Sorry.
Do I know you from somewhere?
I think so. Are you Zac Baenziger?
Yeah. No. Yeah, that's me, for sure.
Uh, were we in high school together?
Graveling!
- I saw it first.
- I saw it.
It's good to see you. Really.
Yeah.
Sorry, I need a signature.
Now, where did my pens go?
There you go.
There you go.
Call 911! Hurry!
Hey, dead guy.
You mean those weren't candies?
No, and we didn't go
to high school together.
We gotta go, guys.
Thank you.
Daisy, what about his lights?
Uh, he'll figure it out.
You know, we've only got 10 minutes.
Rushing a reap! This is bad form.
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