Days and Nights Page #4

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You always say that when

nothing is. What was it?

Excuse me.

Boredom.

You get cooped up in

the country long enough,

you start doing things

to make life interesting.

I mean, look at me.

I got married and had a kid.

The show is gonna

be ready in 30 minutes.

Gobble gobble.

Ohh, my foot is asleep.

Tea?

Yes.

Excuse me.

Give me a kiss.

What are you doing?

I'm shaving.

We did this once in Oman.

We had no soap.

We used mashed potatoes.

You're making me nervous.

Eva was supposed

to be here at 7:
30.

Been calling,

but it's busy...

- Probably her parents.

- Yeah, they're tyrants.

# When I was young,

seemed that life was so wonderful

# A miracle

# oh, it was beautiful, magical #

- Stop it. - I know.

I have a horrible voice.

Ow!

Mm, like rats from

a sinking ship.

Where's your sweaters?

- Have you seen any

of Peter's films? - Yes.

Come on.

Sweater.

Closet. They hang.

Is he talented?

No.

He's quiet. He looks. He listens.

I think he's talented.

Well, you're wrong.

- Ask anyone.

- I'm right.

- You're sick. - What difference

does that make?

Arm.

I'm sorry.

Well, I didn't mean to...

Whoops.

That's my nightgown.

It's for Eric's show.

You are wearing my

trousseau nightgown.

Excuse me.

Eric's muse.

Lives downstream.

Doesn't do anything,

but she's sweet.

I have to pee.

She's wearing

my nightgown.

He gave her

my nightgown.

Oh, yeah.

- He's a fraud.

- No.

Pick any magazine.

- It'll tell you. Any of them,

any month. - Oh!

Eva?

- Where the hell have you been?

- This is Mary's nightgown?!

Hi, Herb.

- How are you?

- I'm perfect.

- I can't believe you. - Hey.

- You said you bought this.

- I didn't.

- I love this room.

I said I brought it.

- You've been to so many places.

- And look at me...

- I haven't been anywhere.

- ... landlocked.

- We're late.

- I walked right into dinner.

So embarrassing...

you have no idea.

And Peter's here!

You said he wasn't coming.

- No, I said I didn't know.

- I've never been more

- embarrassed in all my life.

- What happened? You all right?

- I fell. There used to be a trail.

- We got to go.

Ladies and gentlemen,

the show's about to begin.

- It's so humiliating.

- I think you look beautiful.

- Meet you there.

- You'll get lost.

It's easy from here.

She's like a deer.

I think I'm going to ask her to

marry me. Someone should.

You can't leave a good

grape on the vine too long.

I've got it covered.

Oh?

Yeah, I've made

up my mind.

Has she?

Watch your step.

All we need now are a few German

Shepherds and a machine gun.

Johan, turn it off.

"All experience

hath shown...

- that mankind are more disposed

to suffer... " - Suffer.

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