Dark Rising: Bring Your Battle Axe Page #3

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shouldn't be taken lightly. Maybe you're just not ready

for this level of magiks. Maybe we should scale back-- No, I know I'm ready

for the next step... Trust me I'm ready. I'm sure I'm ready. Listen... Remember that place you

were telling me about. Well, we'd like

to try a seance. That girl that went

missing years ago... Her name was Summer. Well, we'd like to

try and contact her. Any suggestions? Renee... I'm ready. Big book. Top shelf. But Renee... You gotta be careful. Contacting the

other side-- Thanks. You've always been

a great teacher... God Renee, why are

we even doing here? Everything's so

goddamn old. We're in a used

bookstore Jasmine. What do you expect? I don't

get it. Can't you get

something new? If you want the goods you've got to get

the real-deal. I'm too short. I got it. Just reach up here. Stop it. Aren't you guys

taking this new age lesbian witch

thing a bit too far? I'm bi. Since when? Since two weeks ago. What can I say? I'm a witch. More like a sexy

b*tch if you ask me. 'Cause that's the

way you like me. Hey, wait... It has an inscription. "To my dearest, Vincent. Yours forever, Maria." How sweet. Yeah. Ain't love grand. They're probably

divorced by now. Nice, Jasmine. Nice. Sixteen-fifty please. Renee, listen... Your friends think

you're playing a game, these aren't toys... If you're not careful, you're all in for a whole

different world of hurt. If this book is as

dangerous as you say it is, then why the hell are

you selling it to us? I need the money. Oh, and my life to you is

worth sixteen dollars? Whatever, old man. Actually I said you

were all in danger. That works out to

five dollars a piece. [giggling] Oh... the map. I almost forgot. I'm going to need a map

to get to this place. There you go. So this place... It has a lot of energy to it. Powerful energy. You'll feel it.

I guarantee it. Perfect. Thanks. No... Thank you. [indistinct voices] VOICE: She has reacted well

to our initial tests. The isotopes are

integrating with her DNA. Shall I continue? VOICE: Do it. [] [] I've got a good feeling

about this, buddy... [tuning radio] Just pick a station! Just need a moment

alone with her. Get things back on track. Are you sure you're

reading her right? I mean, I think she

made it pretty clear. We've been through

hell and back together. You mean high school? We can get through this too. If you say so. [] Yeehoo! [] [] Does he even suspect? Not even a little. You are sooooo evil. Oh yeah. Oh Jason... Oh yeah! Oh, you're so good! Yeah! Don't stop! Right there! Oh! Jason! [] Please don't let

there be bears. Please don't let

there be bears. What do you think

you're doing? I was going to go

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