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AH!

SURE, THAT'S THE WAY IT IS.

THEM DOGGIES ARE THE BOLDES I EVER RODE HERD ON.

IT'S LIKE SOMETIMES

OUT ON THE RANGE AFTER YOU GO THE HERD BEDDED DOWN--

[ Man Groaning ]

THAT'S MY TONGUE.

MY MISTAKE.

EVER HAD:

YOUR TOOTH PULLED?

NO, ALL GOOD.

YOU'RE LUCKY.

SAY, YOU REALLY BUSTED

THAT KNUCKLE, DIDN'T YA?

OH, IT AIN'T NOTHIN'.

NO, I'VE HAD LOTS OF 'EM.

HERE'S WHAT I ALWAYS USE.

THANKS,

BUT YOU AIN'T TOLD ME

IF I'D GO OUT ON THE RANGE,

WHAT'S THE FIRST THING

THEY'RE GONNA ASK ME?

FOR CHEWIN' TOBACCO,

MOST LIKELY.

THERE'S SOMETHING

I WANTED TO ASK YOU.

ME?

YEAH. YOU KNOW THAT GIRL

I WAS STARING A WHEN ALL THE RUCKUS STARTED--

YEAH.

WELL, WHO IS SHE?

WELL, HER NAME IS

MARY McCLOUD. WHY?

WELL, I'LL TELL YA.

I THINK MAYBE I'LL MARRY HER.

WHAT?

OF COURSE, IF SHE'LL HAVE ME.

I MEAN,

A FELLA WOULDN'T WANT TO MARRY

ANYONE THAT DIDN'T WANT HIM,

NATURALLY.

OH, NATURALLY.

YOU KNOW HER WELL?

NO, JUST SEEN HER

ONCE OR TWICE.

ONCE SHE WAS ON A HORSE.

THE NEXT TIME:

SHE WAS WITH A JACKASS.

HE IS, HUH?

MAKES IT EASIER, DON'T IT?

PRACTICALLY A CINCH.

YOU DO THINGS KINDA

SUDDEN, DON'T YA?

NO, NOT EXACTLY.

BUT, YOU SEE, I GOT HER

FIGURED OUT THIS WAY.

IF YOU LIKE SOMEONE

AND YOU DON'T TELL 'EM

RIGHT OFF,

WHY, MAYBE ALL THAT TIME

YOU WASTED, SHE LIKED YOU, TOO,

SO, WELL, ALL THA TIME'S WASTED, AIN'T IT?

IT IS, THE WAY YOU PUT IT.

HOW DO YOU EXPEC TO GO ABOUT THIS?

OH, YES.

GLAD YOU MENTIONED THAT.

UH, I FIGURED THA IF YOU WAS TO TAKE ME

OVER TO HER...

AND GIVE ME AN INTRODUCE, THEN

I COULD TELL HER WHO I WAS AND

THAT I NEVER MURDERED NOBODY,

AND YOU COULD GO SOMEWHERE

AND SIT ON A FENCE

TILL I WAS THROUGH.

I'M SURE YOU WON'T BE LONG.

WELL, COME ON, I THINK

SHE'S OVER AT THE BANK.

I FORGOT TO ASK YOU

YOUR NAME.

FLETCH.

MINE'S SETON. BOB SETON.

YOU GOT A FIRST NAME?

YEAH. CUPID.

HE'S A REAL COWBOY.

FROM TEXAS.

THIS IS HER FATHER'S BANK.

OWNS A BANK, HUH?

WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

HE DON'T LIKE COWBOYS EITHER.

I CAN TELL YOU THAT.

YEAH, I KNOW THE BREED--

STRING-HOLLERED AND SPAVINED.

SQUEEZE THE BLOOD

OUT OF A TURNIP.

KEEP YOUR CHIN:

TO YOURSELF.

HUH?

I MEAN, YOU WAIT HERE,

AND I'LL GO BRING HER.

FAIR ENOUGH.

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPRESS

MY APPRECIATION, MR. McCLOUD.

I SUPPOSE IT WILL BE LEF TO A VOTE, HUH?

NATURALLY. THERE WILL BE

OTHER CANDIDATES THROWING

THEIR HATS IN THE RING,

BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE

ANY TROUBLE WINNIN'.

I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT.

FLETCH,

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

WHERE ARE YOU DRAGGING ME?

FRIEND OF MINE HERE

WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.

[ Squeals ]

YOU, UH, WANTED

TO TALK TO ME?

UH, YES,

THAT'S SORT OF THE IDEA.

WELL--

UH--

DID THE SQUIRT TELL YOU

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