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- No, seriously Robby, don't move.

- No, don't.

- Where? Where is it?

- Oh my God, Robby!

Get it off!

Come and get it off! Get it off of me!

Get it the f*** off of me now!

Get it off!

[Laughing]

Oh, God. Come on, you guys.

That wasn't funny.

[Voices speaking together]

[Animal growling]

You guys hear that?

Yeah. I think I heard it, too.

Okay, everybody.

Let's just be quiet for a second.

[Robby makes spooky noise]

Robby, stop it.

- Sorry, John.

- Jesus!

- Sorry, sorry.

- God, sh*t.

- I'm a little late. I'm sorry.

- It's all right.

Okay. Everybody this

is Andre, our guide.

Like a Brazilian ninja, man.

Hi.

This is mina.

Okay, a little spooky, guys.

Don't worry. They're fruit bats.

They don't bite humans.

Come on, guys.

- Hey, Andre?

- Oh, hi.

Hey, can I ask you a few

questions for our documentary?

No, I don't want to talk about anything.

I'm just.. Take you guys to

the forest and that's it.

Okay, just like a few questions?

Two questions.

It'll be really fast, I promise.

- Please? Please?

- Okay.

- Really?

- Yeah.

Okay, thank you. Just really quick,

I promise. All right.

What I have to do?

All right, if you can just tell

me what you know about anhang.

Oh, no, no. I don't want to

talk about anhang 'cause...

Okay, I can show you some interesting

things in the forest, but no anhang.

- Really?

- Yeah.

Can you tell me why you don't

want to talk about anhang?

No, I just don't want to talk about it.

Okay. Did something bad happen

to you before?

No, I just don't want to talk about.

Oh. All right, we'll take you

up on that offer for the woods then.

- Thanks.

- Yeah.

Cut, Robby.

What?

Oh, that's interesting.

If you stab that tree, it bleeds.

- Wow, look at that.

- Oh my God, that's amazing.

What do you call that?

- Bleeding tree.

- That would make sense.

- Oh, that is so sorry.

- Let's go.

Keep going, man. Come on.

This looks like my Uncle Lamars cabin.

I am so proud of you.

You totally speak Coushatta now.

Welcome to my cabin, folks.

- Hey, Robby.

- Yeah.

You wanna get some shots of

the jungle before we go in?

Sure.

And there's the jungle.

And more jungle.

I'm not sure why she wants so

much b-roll of the jungle...

Because it's pretty much the

same everywhere you look.

Trees.

[Animal growling]

[Nikki]

You get some good stuff, Robby?

Ah, this looks cozy.

What's with the color scheme?

I like it. I think it's nice.

I wish I could paint my apartment.

Wait, how come you get the bed?

Because I have a vagina, Jay.

Oh, Robby. There's a few outlets

over here on this side...

And a couple more across the room.

Make sure you guys keep those

batteries charged, okay?

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