Danny Deckchair Page #5

I'm a parking cop, the only one

in town. So watch yourself, mate.

And listen I'm running late

and I don't know what your story is...

...but there's a kettle on the stove...

...tomato sandwich in the fridge.

...and some clothes on the chair there.

And when you leave...

I'd appreciate it if you didn't

take anything else.

Understand?

And good morning to you.

I should really call my station manager.

Do you mind if I use the phone?

Go ahead.

Hello?

- Trudy's fine.

- Who's this?

I'm Sandy Upman.

- He's funny.

- I'm sure he is.

- G'day.

Hello!

- Are you a friend of Glenda's?

- Yeah.

I didn't know

Glenda had any friends.

We're going for a walk,

wanna come?

- Uh... Yeah.

- Let's go.

- It's so funny.

- You want to check out the river?

- Yeah, is it far?

- I'm skipping.

- Yep.

- Come on.

Wait, wait,

he's just come out of the house.

...I don't believe it, Glenda Lake.

Yeah, and they say he was wearing

her dressing gown.

No, he didn't look

like he was from outer space.

He didn't look bad at all

if you ask me.

Excuse me, Dave, but how many times

did you actually go out with Glenda?

It's got nothing to do with that,

has it?

I just don't trust the guy.

Yeah, right.

In a city suburb yesterday,

a man took to the skies.

...out of his own backyard.

Experts believes last night's storm

swept him west toward the desert.

How long has it been

since she went to Uni, anyway?

Oh, I don't know, Dave.

But who knows what happened

when she was away?

Give me a break.

- It's just down there.

- Okay.

- See you, have fun.

- Bye.

- Have fun.

- Thanks, see you later.

- Hi, Dave.

- You're going to town?

I just love this one.

Hi, Alice.

Oh, I was just coming back.

Hey, I mean it.

Give us a break.

If I get another ticket,

I could loose my license.

I need my car for my job.

My kids won't eat.

I already wrote it, Mr. Furco, it's an

official document. I can't take it back.

Oh you, miserable cow!

Why don't you get a life? Don't you

have anything better to do, eh?

- Don't you?

- You haven't heard, have you?

- What, Darren?

- Glenda's got much better things to do.

- Don't you, Glenda?

- Oh yeah? Like what?

- She's got a gentleman friend.

- Glenda?

I didn't know you had a bloke

tucked away, Glenda.

- You never know now, do you?

- Glenda's got a bloke?

- Yeah.

- You're kidding me.

- How much are you paying him?

- Bet he gets free parking?

So did he come to take you

to the ball, Miss Lake?

Yeah, as a matter of fact, I did.

G'day.

There's no way I'm going. Forget it.

What's the problem?

I don't even know who you are.

- Does it matter?

- What do you mean, does it matter?

Maybe it's not that important.

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