Dangerous Minds Page #6

- Don't let them get to you.

I'm not. L-In fact, I'm about to

challenge the entire curriculum.

- If I could just find the paper

in the xerox room.

- You can't. There isn't any.

- What do you mean?

- I mean there isn't any.

I mean, we're out of xerox paper and

art paper and we're short on pencils.

But we do have plenty of students.

I guess that, uh, balances things out.

Thanks.

Another f***in' idiot.

No, I can't run, I can't hide

from all this pressure

If I sell out, that means

I'm coppin' to a lesser charge

- And whenever there's a will

baby, there's a way

- Sh*t!

Each one teach one I always say

the murder rate is risin'

Society ain't scarin'me

Life is like a puzzle

Ain't no tellin'

when they'll bury me

- Problems, problems

How are we gonna solve 'em

- So, what's on today's

lesson plan?

A little kickboxing?

Some, uh, target practice, huh?

No. My own little

secret weapon.

Problems, problems

How are we gonna solve 'em

Okay, so, "never" is...

- It's a verb!

- Adverb! Adverb!

- Adverb! Adverb!

Adverb! Fantastic!

- Whoo!

- You guys'll be reading poetry soon.

- You guys are sharp.

- Oh, my...

- Whoa!

- Okay.

- Homeboy!

- King of the calle.!

Sit down, sit down, sit down.

- Sit down.

- Honorable sensei. Hmm.

It's obvious that "homeboy" is a noun.

Noun is correct!

Well, give me my damn candy bar.

- Whoo!

- Thank you.

Boy, poetry will be a piece

of cake for this crowd.

Yo, how come you keep sayin' poetry?

What's poetry got to do with this sh*t?

Poetry? Well...

Because if you can read poetry,

you can read just about anything, hon.

- When you're ready for poetry,

you're ready for bear.

- I say bring on the bear!

- I'm always ready for bear. Sh*t.

- I'm always ready to see you bare.

- Whoa!

- Oh, shut up, you stupid!

- Oh, yeah? Ohh! Ohh!

Well, okay, here's the bear.

So what the f*** is that?

- I just happen to have copies

of-of... of a poem...

- Wait for me! Sh*t!

- That's okay.

- Written by the greatest poet.

My Darling, My Hamburger.

How's that?

- Okay, here's the deal.

- She was joking about the bear.

When we finish this assignment,

I am gonna take...

all of you...

to a place that has...

the highest parachute jumps,

the biggest roller coaster,

the best rides,

the most delicious hot dogs,

the hardest games...

and the best prizes

in the world.

- You're kiddin'.

- For real?

- And we don't gotta pay for it?

- Huh?

- And we don't gotta pay for it?

- Not a penny.

So then, who pays?

The Board of Education.

- Lord, did you hear that?

- I don't believe it.

- Sound good?

- Hey!

That's bullshit, man!

I'm sorry?

Since when has the Board of Education

done anything for us, huh?

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