Dancer and the Dame

Synopsis: Billy Gardell is Rick Dancer, a wisecracking, disgruntled detective who is long past his prime. Only with the help of Princess, a fussy and fastidious canine cop, can Dancer break the case of his career.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Gabriel Sabloff
Production: Pure Flix Entertainment
91 min

This' is the story ...

... How I get quite a lot of trouble my ...

... Have target still reached.

Hey, the Icee machine here is broken.

I know what you're thinking.

Who is this great superhero?

That's me, Rick Dancer.

Well, at that time I was

not just a ray of sunshine.

Come on, I need '

absolutely my cherry Icee ...

Hey, it is only the switch.

Carry on the switch.

Yo, the fuse box behind you.

Sorry old man I

looking 'straight' a cat video.

My God! Because of you

I had four blocks ...

... Run, just because you are too lazy

are turn on the switch.

Leg 'the phone away!


You see, that's the

Problem your whole generation.

You are 'n pile lazy,

boring egocentric.

That's not even your mobile phone?

Admit it, it is part of your mommy.

Your life is too easy.

What is the worst,

You might happen today, huh?

Slow wireless? Oh, all good

User names are assigned, eh?

Makes your generation

Sports on a game console.

You were never spank. You think

you have friends on Facebook.

You are afraid of gluten.

Sorry man! I do a lot of the time

by and I did not ...

... OK.

Audrey, where's my

Ballistics investigation?

Harrier, you'll get them,

when I get.

These are a few people,

I work with ...

... Like the two here, Harrier and Spitz.

I am sure,

that share a brain.

You know who I think really hot?

Who to? ...

- The Green M & M's.

You mean the chocolate beans

from advertising?

Hot ...

This is Audrey. She is already so long

in my team ...

... When I was a cop working.

I have her brother

helped of a transition ...

... Get out and since then

she takes care of me.

What happened to you in childhood? ...

... Because you're really sick,

really, I want to know 's.

I'm as normal as

the guy next door.

You want to marry a chocolate lens.

Okay. Okay. Listen up guys and gals.

This is the new, ...

... Jack Russell from Morganza.

Runs around him and be nice.

Captain Murray is irritated as

many a bull bullfighting ...

... But he saved my my ass ...

... As the internationally me

Wanted to eliminate Affairs.

Briard, seeking him a table.

Welcome to the pit.

Well what to say.

My name is Briard, Robbery.

Welcome at the desk.

So, where is he?


You know, Rick Dancer.

The brilliant performance in 09 ...

He has six men with

five shots done.

Speak in the Academy

they. of him as he was Batman

You know, nowadays it is more likely

as Batman rusted Butler.

See yourself.

That's Rick Dancer? What happened?

Have you ever heard of Eric Skanz?

Yeah. I have one of him

get sponsored scholarship.

Dancer thinks he knows,

that Skanz weapons smuggling.

He is obsessed with it.

I mean he can not Skanz at rest, ...

... Mingles again

and searched for weapons.

With no evidence.

Then he goes to the newspapers ...

... And accused

Skanz for arms trafficking.

The newspapers let Dancer as

a complete spinner look ...

The whole thing moves our

Department in a bad light.

He gave up his life,

Increased 40 kilo ...

... By in his consolation

Donuts and ice has been looking for.

Now Murray wants to keep him alive, ...

... By him acts

can be pushed around.

Speaking of which, where's my

Ballistics investigation Audrey?

Hey Dancer, Harrier want to know

where his ballistics is investigation.

What did you do with it

made? Eaten?

You can not Ballistics

Investigation ...

... Creating a shotshell.

The guys from the lab

take care of nine districts.

So they do not have time

"Pea brains" to write it.

Are you making now funny, Dancer?

That you have noticed?

Supporting 'only your packages Santa.

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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