Dance Camp Page #2

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Right, yeah,

none of those sentences

have any meaning to me.

You see,

every summer around here,

all the crews get together

and compete to be legends,

Legends of...

Dance, right, I get it.

You are good,

you are good.

So we've got you

in the Moonwalk cabin,

right there.

It is even more fun than

you could possibly imagine.

No, no, listen.

Look, I'll just find my own

little cabin or area.

I'm not a part of these dancers

or campers, obviously.

You're so funny.

You're gonna love it here.

You know what I'm gonna

love more, Ivan,

is getting my hours signed and

getting the hell out of here.

No, I'm...

No, I'm cool.

I'm good.

You guys keep pretending

to be robots.

Okay.

Okay, they're pretty cool.

Yeah, that's my butt.

What? No.

I wasn't looking

at your butt, no.

I was...

I was checking out your form.

Which is great.

Great form work.

I'm gonna go to my cabin.

Okay.

Don't take another step,

muchache.

I'm gonna have to kill you,

all right?

I'm just kidding.

I won't kill you, okay?

Hey, look, there's two rules

here at the Moonwalk cabin.

Rule number one:

I'm gonna need you to shower

every day, okay?

No stinkies.

And if you don't,

I'm gonna get in there

with a loofah,

I'm gonna wash your gooch,

all right?

Yeah, that sounds reasonable.

Okay, rule number two:

anytime you enter

and exit the cabin,

I'm gonna need you

to do a moonwalk.

Okay, now, that's a dance

hazing thing, isn't it,

where I moonwalk

and everyone laughs at me

because I'm the dumb one

to believe it, right?

Comprende, muchache,

all right?

The thing is, muchacho,

I'm not really a camper.

I'm just here for community

service, all right?

No, muchacho, okay?

Look, I'm gonna need you

to follow the rules,

'cause rules are rules.

So let's pip you back there,

okay?

Hey, how's it going?

Thank you.

It's nice, see?

It's real nice.

Come on, let's feel it out.

It'll be fun;

do it with me.

Just kind of want

to feel it, my hombre.

We all got M.J.

in our heart.

You just got to make sure

he's right there with you.

That's the spirit,

my man.

-Come on in!

-No.

Okay. It's okay.

Hey, you know what?

We're gonna work

on those dance moves.

We got a long time

to see it.

I am Dougie.

I am your counselor.

This is my bunk.

I do a little dancing

on the side myself?

And in the wind, you know?

And he's got the open...

All right, cool, let's show you

around the cabin, okay?

We got the mailbox

over there

if you want to talk

to Mom-Mom and Pip-Pip.

Keep a secret candy stash

back there.

Through the door

are the restrooms.

And here, the piece

a la resistance,

is your bunk,

complete with a bunkmate.

This is Jebediah,

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