Dakota Skye Page #4

and the vanilla Coke --

that's what you always get.

That's not true.

Yes, it is.

You always think you're

gonna get something different,

but when Heather

comes over here you still say

"chili cheeseburger plate

and a vanilla Coke"-- every time.

Well, maybe tonight

I'll get something different.

I used to love this place...

more than my own home.

You guys still like it here?

Dude, it's Jim's.

You?

Yeah, sure, I guess.

I don't know, man.

You can't even smoke here anymore.

Hey, kids.

You're eating with us tonight?

Yeah, I want hash browns.

And a chocolate shake.

And how about you, special guy?

Chili cheeseburger? Vanilla Coke?

- Uh, yeah.

- Amazing.

- De Niro?

- Biscuits and gravy.

- Can I get a fill-up on the coffee?

- Absolutely. Be right back.

Thank you, Heather.

Love that girl.

Good night.

Good night, Dakota.

Good night, uh...

Okay, Skye, there's got to be

a logical explanation.

So, he hasn't lied once

In the 2 days

that you've known him.

This doesn't mean anything.

He'll lie soon enough.

I'm sure he's just like the rest of us.

Ambulatory is to Mobile

as Fruitful is to:

Nefarious, Fertile, Munificent,

or Pernurious?

Fertile!

Good. Okay, Dakota...

intrepid is to Valorous

as Multitudinous is to:

Prostrate, Flagrant,

Plethoric, or Static?

- Are you speaking English?

- Come on. Try it.

I don't know any of those words.

Okay. Well, just think

of their relation to each other.

Intrepid is to Valorous

as Multitudinous is to...

"B. "

No, sorry. It's "C. "

Damn it all to hell!

I'm not fit to live among men!

Dakota, you just

have to try and study--

Um, maybe we should

take a break, okay,

and we'll pick this back up

at Denise's later.

Thank Christ.

I want to touch

I want to kiss

I want to feel so close to this

Is there any way

That someone could feel the same

If I promised them everything...

You look like sh*t.

- Yeah. I'm okay.

- What did you guys do last night?

Just f***ed around.

Smoked a little pot, went to Noel's,

played some video games, whatever.

We were just hung out and

stayed there last night, you know?

His floor is, like,

crazy uncomfortable, though.

It sucks.

Wow, that sounds like a lot of fun.

Whatever.

Hey, I can't stay out late

tonight, all right? I got to study.

That's cool.

F*** this.

Time to get this guy to lie.

So, do you watch a lot of porn?

A sizable amount, I guess.

Why?

'Cause I was over

at Bobby and Noel's,

and they were watching this porn

about these Asian girls

and a dildo that can only

be described as epic,

and it was really gross.

They said that they knew that, though,

that they thought that it was gross

that they watched it

because it was funny.

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes