Daivame Kaithozham K.Kumar Akanam

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After witnessing the misery and

hardship of mankind,

GOD decides to go down one day

To live as one amongst them

And to find answers for their problems.

For that, in Kerala, in one Unnaipuram Village

Village Extension Officer a.k.a Village Assistant

Krishnakumafs house was chosen by GOD

To study the circumstances there,

His Personal Secretary Mayadathan

has been sent to Kerala by GOD.

GOD! GOD!

What got caused in your visit, Mayadatha?

My Salutations, GOD!

Salutations!

By your grace, O GOD

Everything went fine

With God's blessings,

Sorry! with Your blessings,

We can start on our journey this Monday itself

I am pleased!

So then we are em barking

To my Own Country!

Yes, to a place

that looks like a pregnant Snakegourd

Mayadatha, how is the political scenario of

Kerala?

Didn't you know!

Kerala Politics committed Suicide, Lord!

What?!

Yes!

At the end of a woman's petticoat string,

Kerala Politics hung partially to death

o my God!

Lord had to invoke himse | f!!

If a bit of ink-nut water

is not distributed immediately,

A few Political parties in Kerala

will cease to exist forever.

Tragedy!

Moreover, a land of several human Gods is

Kerala!

If each one of them

is not given a lesson or two,

Lord, you may be out of this field!

Watch out"

Lets see.

On the Earth, You have created

millions of living organisms,

by creating a higher number of gods

and political parties,

Kerala is a land that has got

into the Guinness Book

Having competed with me several times and

lost

Is that book..Guinness Book!

Don't worry, I will manage

Got to fear! Got to fear people!

My own creation! Why should I fear him?

When "You shall love your neighbour as

Yourself" was said by the son of God

It was the society of man who nailed him to a

wooden Cross, do remember that!

The Avatar who gave the advice of the Gita

Was killed by the arrow of a hunter, a human!

The Prophet who advised Human Love,

was also stoned and chased by men himself.

Hmm..

And Lord, when you are there,

Many TV channel people will come to interview

you.

Like Ratheesh from Reporter,

Sonu from JanmaBhoomi T.V and so on..

And on an impulse if you reveal

to them that you are GOD,

Then in just that one 9 A60 clock News hour

They will rip you right and left with questions

Make you into Satan and send you to Hell!

They will catch you,

prosecute you

pronounce judgment

What about The Goddess of Justice?

Lord..Here..Here

With a black ribbon tied around the eyes

Holding a goldsmith's pan balance,

Will stand silently

Lord, may I ask you something?

After hearing all this,

don't you feel like not going there?

Not at all, Mayadatha!

By being one amongst the subjects,

Living with them"

And for finding solutions to their problems

is the purpose of our visit.

So our presentation should also be like theirs.

Lord, in Unnaipuram Village where

you chose our stay,

Where is our boarding arranged there?

Krishna Kumar,

Kumar Bhavan

Unnaipuram

Reason for selecting him?

In life, not even for once,

For any need has he called and troubled me!

If he hasn't called you for any need,

Then he is definitely a Rationalist.

Whatever be the argument,

There is rationale.

That's enough

So then a decision has been made!

Sun appropriated by Hindus,

Moon appropriated by Muslims,

Stars appropriated by Christians,

Of Kerala, to that land our own

GOD is setting off.

Mayadatha, thus we have arrived

on this captivating enchanting land!

Lord, are you happy now?

Yes

That's enough.

Let's m ove

This is a bus stop

This is the way vehicles go!

We'll wait here.

How much for a single person?

Rs.500

No, take Rs.400

No, I need Rs.500

Okay, move

The MLAs and MPs of this place

need to be appreciated

How much money they invest in the

construction

of bridges and repairing of roads,

from their own pockets!

Mayadatta, it is not from MLAs' and MPs'

family funds that they do all this!

Then?

With people's money, they get all this done.

That's it!

That is an awesome method!

Using people's money, for having

constructed roads and bridges for the people

people need to acknowledge them!

Oh..What do we call these people then?

These people don't know anything"

Hello

Yes

What time is the bus to Unnaipuram?

What?

UnnauUnna

Bus to Unnaipuram? When is it?

Today is Bus strike

A drunken driver was caught by police

Asked him to blow

And slapped a fine!

000000.).!

Didn't understand!

No..

What he said is,

Bus driver was drunk

Police caught him on the way,

had him blow

And slapped a fine

It is bus strike today

Police committed a major fault!

Hello Brother, there is no bus today,

How would you travelling then?

Haven't we come for work?

We will show our hand

to any vehicle and take a lift

Okay..Okay..oookay.

GOD, have we come to a wrong State?

No Malayalee to be seen around

Please ask him where have they all gone!

Brother, where could we find the Malayalees

here?

Over there you can meet.

Differences of caste

religious animosity

absence of that amongst all

and demonstration of brotherhood

is this model place here

Proclaiming "I don't have caste"

The Youth Movement organised

All Religion Meet is being addressed by...

Reading about the drinking water

crisis in Kerala,

did not make me feel that it was so severe.

Waive your hand

Gone

One more has come..

That also has gone"

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